LOWUASFDo not mess with the wives

by ohfuckthis

Someone is tired of fangirls, someone is sick of having their husband OOC at inconvenient times, someone is sick of having them being snogged by a rabid fangirl. And that someone is ready to fight back.

1. Chapter 1

I own not Lord of the Rings! You no sue!

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My dearest friends;

It has come to my opinion that there is general disrespect for us. No fangirl (as of late) has acknowledged our presence, and it is time to act. My husband was in tears when the fangirls were finished with him. It took all the warriors that I could find to get rid of them! He has not yet recovered from the trauma and he is on top of the wine cabinet repeating, "My name is not leggy… My name is not leggy" I am disgusted by this misuse of my husband's sanity. It is time to act! We need to cast aside the oppression that fandom daily weighs down on us! Join me in my fight to correct the injuries made to our beloved ones! Rise and join us! Cake and tea will be served at our fist meeting of LOWUASF (Lust objects wives unite against screaming fangirls). We will meet in the great hall of Rivendell at 8 'clock sharp. Thank you for your support!

Sincerely,

Eärlindë Greenleaf