Kiwi: So, it's my first fanfic posted...! I don't really know if it's good or not... I mean, I am a good writer. I'm not bragging... Even my teacher said so...!

Inarshio: Ooh! Ooh! I wanna try writing some fanfiction one day!

Kiwi: Alright, I'll let you try next chapter, okay?

Inarshio: Yippee!

Sasuke: Hn, aren't you the M type?

Kiwi: What? I can't try something new?

Itachi: Your idiocity amuses me, otouto...

Sasuke: Shut up...!

Kiwi: Sas-UKE!

Inarshio: Sas-UKE UKE UKE!

Itachi: *stiffles a laugh*

さすなるそれを聞いたか？

SasuNaru, Ever Heard of it?

July 23, 3 AM (Naruto)

Today is supposed to be Sasuke's birthday… Naruto kicked a random pebble on the sidewalk far. He stared at the not-even-blinding, dull glare of the rising sun. He was on his way to a nice long walk to breathe some nice fresh morning air, exercise, and stretch his legs a little. Who would want to celebrate that bastard's birthday? I mean, really. What's so great about him turning eighteen? No one celebrated my birthdays… Naruto glared at the group of fan girls surrounding Sasuke's house. "Pshh, I hope he has fun trying to get a good sleep this morning." He grinned to himself. Spotting a spot of pink and yellow, it was the two major fan girls. Sakura and Ino. Naruto frowned. They are such Sasuke freaks. Why should they be? What's so great about Sasuke? Well, he's got looks... He's got power... He's the most "mysterious" guy in his age group... He's a month older than me... Naruto sweatdropped. He's the most obnoxious, arrogant, and self/power-obsessed bastard. Naruto grinned. There we go.

July 23, 3 AM (Sasuke)

WHAT THE HELL…!!!!! Can't these bitches just leave me alone?! Sasuke took his pillow and wrapped it around his ears. The fan girls had been screeching outside his house since, like, midnight. It was his birthday, and one of the worst yet. He was a man today. The age of eighteen was important. I can BET you at least ONE of those stupid-ass girls with beg at my feet to sleep with them. Sasuke snorted, giving a grin. He sat up and shook his blankets off and sat at the edge of his king-sized bed. It felt so…empty… Sasuke shook his head. What was he thinking? Strangely enough, he really did feel that the bed was really empty. He looked at himself in the full-length mirror opposite of him across the room. A good-looking, arrogant guy with the handsomest eyes stared back at him. He grinned. Who cares what he thought right now…? He took a shower and walked out smelling like lavender and roses. He heard a rustling. He looked at his bed. There was a little huddled pile of sheets there. Strange, then Sasuke realized. A fan girl had broken into his house… Oh boy… He lifted the sheets, forgetting that he only had as much as a towel wrapped around his waist. Indeed, it was a fan girl. She squealed with delight seeing such a once-in-a-lifetime treat, unless you're his soulmate. Sasuke glared and kicked her out the window, literally.

He went back to getting his breakfast ready. (Yeah, he's still wearing a towel… What? It's his house…! He should wear whatever he feels like whenever there…!) He heard another rustling coming from the direction of his room. Oh great, not again… He stomped to his room and grabbed the sheets, ready to punch. Realizing it was Naruto huddled there, eyes wide staring at him, he flustered. This was so embarrassing… Wait, why was he blushing?! He saw Naruto had bruises all over him and he was punched in the face. "Wh-what happened to you, usuratonkachi…?!" He gave an exclamation.

"Uruse, teme. Those stupid bitches outside beat me up, so I fled." Naruto glared, sweating. There was The Sasuke, standing in front of him, holding a comforter and half-naked. He blushed. Wait, why was he blushing?! This is Sasuke! A guy! Geez, what's wrong with him?! Sasuke realized that Naruto was blushing. At that point, he looked like an adorable girl. Wait, did he just say adorable?! What the hell?! This is Naruto! A guy! (lolz, don't you just LOVE repetition?) Then an idea occurred to him. He gave a seducing grin at Naruto. Naruto froze. What the hell is wrong with this bastard…?!

Sasuke inched closer. "Oh, really?" he questioned.

"Yes, really." Naruto back an inch.

"Why my place when you could just flee to your place?" another few inches forward.

"Your place is obviously the closest. And I trust you not the ambush me…" While he is acting like he will now…! *sweatdrop* An inch back. A blush.

"Ambush you...?" Sasuke climbed onto the bed.

"Y-" a gulp "Yeah…" another inch back. A little deeper blush.

"You know what…?" he started crawling a few inches forward.

"Wh-what…?" Naruto gulped again and took another inch back. He started blushing harder. (Notice Naruto's stupid to move only one inch while Sasuke advances, like, three… XD)

"I've been thinking my bed's been a little empty…" Sasuke smirked, then crawled up to Naruto's feet. "Don't you think so too?" Up to his chest.

"Wh-What the h-hell…! You b-bastard!" Naruto scrambled to get away, but Sasuke grabbed him.

"You're blushing."

"Am not!"

Sasuke's nose was touching Naruto's. "Are to." He inhaled Naruto's scent. Sweet, it reminded him of the sun. "Doesn't this remind you of that day…? Don't you think this position, what I'm wearing, where we are, it all fits well?"

"Shut up! That guy pushed me…!" Naruto turned as red as a tomato. What is this bastard thinking…?!

Sasuke pushed him down onto the bed. His lips maneuvered to the kit's neck. Naruto groaned very lightly with annoyance. Sasuke started chuckling. He laughed harder and got off of Naruto. "Usuratonkachi." He grunted with laughter. "I'd never sleep with you. You're a guy."

"I KNOW THAT! AT LEAST DON'T DO THAT! IT'S EMBARRASSING!" Naruto yelled.

Sasuke winced. "Geez, so sensitive…"

"Th-that's…" Naruto's voice went down a little. "That's because you're treating me like a girl…!" he pouted. Sasuke threw his head back and laughed. Naruto sat up and frowned. "Yeah, yeah, laugh at me all you want. Jerk." Sasuke's laughing ceased gradually and he went back to getting his breakfast ready. Naruto stared after him. So mean! He climbed out of bed and followed him. He stared at the floor boards, not looking. He bumped into something rock hard. He looked up. Sasuke. His eyes widened. He had just realized how much taller Sasuke was than him. He envied that. "Don't you dare look down at me!" he scolded childishly. Sasuke chuckled again. "Ugh! Why the hell are you rock hard all over anyways?!" Naruto rubbed his head. It hurt. Who said Sasuke's muscles were that hard…?! Ugh, another thing for him to brag about.

"What? Don't you train a lot, too?" Sasuke bent over slightly, smirking in Naruto's face. Naruto glared.

"That's it, I'm leaving." Naruto went back to the room and jumped out the window. Sasuke heard a few yells.

"Naruto! You idiot! What are you doing in Sasuke-kun's room?!" all the fan girls screeched and he could hear punches and kicks landing. For some reason, he started panicking. He ran to the window and stared down. He saw the mass (or herd) of girls and a small speck of blond and orange on the ground below.

"Get your fuckin' grubby feet off of him!" Sasuke yelled, the reason, he knew not why. The girls gasped, squealed, and started yelling "happy birthday!" 's and trampled Naruto over again. Sasuke sweatdropped. "I mean it! Leave me alone! I prefer a quiet birthday!" The girls swooned at the sight before their eyes. A Sasuke half naked, covered with only as much as a towel. Sasuke was really mad now. He jumped down, not caring what a show he made and sent a Chidori ripping through the fan girl herd. They were giving him a bigger headache than ever. They screamed and scattered in every direction possible, running each other over and slamming into each other. Naruto got up, more bruises decorated his body.

"What the hell, usuratonkachi." Sasuke bonked him on the head.

"What?!"

"You should've known better than to jump out my bedroom window!"

"It was closer to my place!"

"Still…!" Sasuke smacked him upside the head to give another warning.

"Stop it!" Naruto swung a fist. Sasuke caught it. "Jerk," he muttered under his breath. "always bragging about your coolness."

"Hm?" Sasuke leaned in. Naruto sweatdropped.

"N-Nothing!" he took a step back. Little did both boys notice the girls peeking around the corner.

"What is that Naruto doing?" one girl whispered.

"He's trying to get to Sasuke before us!" another whispered.

"Ew! That's gross!" giggled the third girl.

"I know, right?" the first girl whispered.

"Hey! Love is love!" the fourth girl said.

"But, it's Sasuke-kun! My Sasuke-kun!" the first girl whimpered.

"Your Sasuke-kun?! My Sasuke-kun!" the third girl corrected.

"My Sasuke-kun!" the second yelled.

"No! Mine!"

"MINE!"

"SAYS WHO?!"

"I SAID!"

"He's MINE!"

"Ugh, you guys and your obsession…!" the fourth girl sighed. She sat down, and decided to scribble some drawing that might inspire a good story to write.

Sasuke and Naruto had by then noticed the girls arguing like there was no tomorrow. They both sweatdropped.

"Let's go, dobe."

"To where…?!"

"You know where."

"No, Heaven. I don't know!"

"My place."

"Hell no!"

"Why not?"

"I don't like it there. You have no sense of color. Everything's so dull and dark in there…" Naruto slightly shivered. "Besides, I got to water my plants!"

Sasuke snorted. "Was that an excuse or was that a truthful statement?"

"I'm telling the truth!"

"Of course, your place is overrun with plants!"

"Shut up! Giving life and nourishing that life is a great task and it gives you a good feeling! At least it doesn't make me an ass like you!"

A vein popped out of Sasuke's head "Say what?!"

"You heard me! You're an ASS! Do I have to repeat myself?"

"Say that again?" Sasuke's fists were pumping with adrenaline.

"You're an ASS! An arrogant son of a bitch! A bastard! A teme! A girl! A stupid person that thinks everything's about him! You're self and power obsessed! What the hell is wrong with you?! You're a stuck up jackass!"

"A GIRL?! Who's the girl?! You looked like a girl a couple of seconds ago huddled like that on my be---." Sasuke froze.

Naruto froze. Both turned red. Suddenly, both broke out laughing.

"Alright, Your Arrogancy, get home before another herd-" Naruto looked in all directions about him. "Before another herd of crazy girls come after you..." Naruto finished. Just then, a mass of footsteps (It sounded more like a lot of hoofbeats...) was heard coming down a street. "Go, dammit all!" Sasuke got back in his house and Naruto ran. "Arg! It's Teme's birthday, and the day is already so great!" His sarcasm amused him.

Kiwi: Hey people...! Yeah, well, this is my first fanfic, I don't know whether it's good or not. Sorry it's so short...! So, please rate. I will change it if possible... (School's been keeping me busy... T_T)

Inarshio: Hey! Don't despair! You've done a great job...! That's what I think... Oh well, still, let's get the ratings first, then we'll see how good you've done!

Kiwi: Thanks, Inarshio...

Inarshio: No prob!