Disclaimer: I do not own Star Trek: The Next Generation, it belongs to Paramount Pictures and Gene Roddenberry. Harry Potter belongs to Warner Brothers Pictures and J. K. Rowling and I do not own Dora the Explorer of GO Diego GO either. They belong to Nick/Noggin.
Captain: Walks on bridge
Data: Captain, we are experiencing technical difficulties with Ensign Bob as Flight Controller.
Captain: Like what?
Data: She has forgotten how to initiate Warp Drive.
Captain: Worf, drive!
Geordi: Aye, sir. Initiating Warp Drive!
Captain: NO! What the hell? Oh, damn it!
Random Narrator with a scary, deep voice: But it was too late. The Enterprise had already kicked into freakin' Warp 19 (which it isn't even capable of) and was soaring off light-years away! Then, they stop...
Geordi: Data, can you pinpoint where the we are?
Data: I am unable to identify our location. Only that we are in orbit around a class-M planet and THERE IS A PRETTY CASTLE ON IT!!
Geordi: rolls eyes
Will: Hey guys! Why don't we go on an away mission?!
Data, Geordi and Tasha: YEAH! COME ON VAMANOS!
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A/N: This takes place in Season 1 with Lieutenant Tasha Yar as Chief of Security.
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Everybody on the Bridge: EVERYBODY, LET'S GO!!
Captain: COME ON LET'S GET TO IT!
Worf: I KNOW THAT WE CAN DO IT!
Data and Geordi: WHERE ARE WE GOIN'?
Everybody: claps hands three times
Will: TO THE PLANET!
Data and Geordi: WHERE ARE WE GOIN'?
Everybody: claps hands three times
Captain: TO THE PLANET!
Data and Geordi: WHERE ARE WE GOIN'?
Everybody: claps hands three times
Tasha: TO THE PLANET!
Everybody: WHOO HOOO!! Damn that was fun!
Captain: You all suck. We will have rehearsal later. Now get back to your ing positions!
Will: Data, Geordi, Tasha, Deanna come with me.
Data: WHERE?!
Will: Not that way!!
Data: ¡Perdon! mutters conio
Everyone: gasp
Will, Data, Geordi, Deanna and Tasha: walk into turbolift
Geordi: reaches out NOOOO! Captain! Help me! They're gonna take me alive!!
Captain: blasts phaser NOT ON MY WATCH!! misses SHIT!
Will: Let's just get to the planet!
Data, Geordi and Tasha: Okay...
Random Narrator with a scary, deep voice: The five are beamed on the planet.
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Ron: Harry, what sort of Tom Foolery should we get up to today?
Harry: LEAPFROG!!
Ron: Yeah! Let's get Hermione and some random hobo on the street!
Harry and Ron: YEAH!! COME ON VAMANOS! EVERYBODY LET'S GO!
Random hobo: Can i have a cOokiE?
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Deanna: Commander Riker, I can sense strong Spanish singing. -spazes out-
Data: There are two human lifeforms - YAY! - just to the north of us. It may be them.
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Harry: COME ON LET'S GET TO IT!
Ron: I KNOW THAT WE CAN DO IT!
Random Narrator with a scary, deep voice: The five officers approach Harry and Ron.
Will: WTF? They stole our song!
Ron: No we didn't! walks up to Will BOTHER!
Random Narrator with a scary, deep voice: And they cat fight over the Dora song.
Dora: comes out of nowhere COME ON VAMANOS! EVERYBODY LET'S GO!
Everybody Else: THIS DRUNK MEXICAN JUST STOLE OUR SONG!! LET'S GET HER!
Dora: NO! Diego, ayudame!
Diego: I'm coming, mi prima! Al rescate!
Baby Jaguar: purrs
Data: Shut the fuck up!
Diego and Animals: sing Go Diego, Go Diego, Al rescate amigo, To rescue my friend
Everybody Else: Shut the fuck up!
Dora and Diego: gasp YOU SAID A BAD WORD!!
Boots: comes out of nowhere I like bananas and my boots. Who else likes bananas? Let's go eat some! Vamanos!
Will: walks over to Harry and Ron I'll distract them and you attack from behind and my fellow officers and I will join you.
Harry and Ron: YEAH!
Will: ¡Hola, mis amigos! ¿Como estan Uds.?
Random hobo: I still want my cOokiE!
Dora, Diego and Boots: Oh my! It's a random hobo!
Harry: whispers Now, screams EXPECTO PATRONADS!
Ron: yells RIDIKKULUS!
Will: FIRE PHASERS!
Random hobo: WOOT WOOT!
Random Narrator with a deep, scary voice: And Dora la exploradora and GO Diego GO disappear. So do all the retarded, confounded animals, including Boots and Baby Jaguar. WOOT WOOT!