Chapter 1: Be Careful on New Year Parties
It's the New Year party and everyone is gathered here at Robin's place. Just when Luffy and everyone else finished enjoying Sanji's meal Zoro's old habit kicked in and he started drinking like a maniac, by the way…Zoro's alcohol tolerance is not infinite in this story and that's because it's needed here. But first of all let's explain everyone's character here. Sanji is head Chef in the best restaurant of city, Luffy is waiter there and has his job because of Sanji. Ussop works in an IT Firm as a Head Software Developer but that's not important cause he isn't important in fic anyway…Nami lives with her sister Nojiko of course and works in one of the best architectural Firm, Vivi works with Nami but just cause she wants to stay with Nami and others more, besides that she is the only heir of Nefartri Estate, Tashigi is a cop but on the other hand she is sister of city's biggest gang leader. Brook is Principal in the school where Chopper studies and Chopper is a fifth grader but still more intelligent than most of the people and Grand-son of one of the greatest Doctors Kureha and is human of course. Franky is famous Cyborg engineer, scientist more precisely and all of his projects are supported by Government, Robin owns the biggest Library in city top level archeologist of course and her Library is a reason how many people met each other. Lastly, I don't feel like explaining Zoro's occupation cause I can't decide which one suits him better except that he's strong as hell and of course strongest swordsman in whole country, but being a swordsman is just a hobby. How about readers can come up with a job for Zoro themselves and you know why?...cause anyone's occupation ain't that important to begin with…MUHAHAHAHAHA…let's continue with the story
Zoro had started drinking already, even though he had most endurance against alcohol than anyone else but still it could create problems sometimes
Nami "Oi Zoro! Keep it down will ya? You're already on your eighth round"
Kureha "that idiot shouldn't be drinking this much with kids around" she was gulping a bottle herself
Ussop had a sweat-drop "like you can talk…"
Zoro "now, now, don't be so strict, this is a party so let's enjoy it, how about it? Wanna have a drinking contest? Eh? I bet I can defeat every single one of ya without even breaking a sweat"
Kureha "hooh? Don't get so cocky brat!"
Nami "well! I guess I have to break that spirit of yours"
Vivi "I don't drink much but I guess I can try a few rounds"
Tashigi "geez! You guys make everything look like a contest, fine I'll participate too"
Robin "sounds interesting…"
Franky "can I use cola instead of alcohol?"
Luffy "OI USSOP! CHOPPER! BROOK! LET'S HAVE AN EATING CONTEST"
Ussop, Chopper and Brook "YOSH LET'S GO! (including Luffy this time) SANJI! FOOOOOOOD…"
Sanji "yeah, yeah, just keep it down will ya?"
And so party went on and it was a hell of a party. Next morning Zoro slowly opened his eye and felt a stinging pain in his head, grunting a little bit he sat up holding his head
"oh damn! A hangover? It's been a long time since I had this thing…eh?...wait a minute…" just then it struck him…analyzing his surroundings a little bit he realized that this wasn't his room and on top of that…he was naked and there was someone beside him on the bed almost hiding under the blanket…
"…t-the hell is this supposed to mean?...d-don't tell me last night I drank too much and ended up doing something unexpected…this is bad shit…I don't remember anything…I definitely was drunk and had a hangover but I don't remember anything…damn it! What have I just done?" Zoro was stunned…completely frozen in his spot, for all of his life he's been rejecting proposals for dates and stuff just to show everyone that unlike that ero-cook he has complete control over his will and have no interest in women…but this is just too fucked up…if anyone found out about it he is screwed…
"a…at-least I hope it isn't someone I know…otherwise things would be seriously…no…too seriously chaotic…I just…have to make sure" Zoro thought as he moved his hand to remove the blanket slightly and find who was under it turning his life a living hell, his hand was shaking just the thought of someone familiar under that damned piece of fabric was too much for him…but he was still hoping even if it were someone he knew it should be the one he barely ever spoken to or someone completely stranger to begin with
Gaining full control over his hand once again he moved and with one determined pull he moved the blanket over and…TANTATAAAAAAAAAAAAAN...GREAT DR. KUREHA…was staring blankly at him with sleepy eyes…what next?...needless to say…
GINTOKI EXPRESSION ON ZORO'S FACE…
…was what happened…(DAMN! JUST IMAGINE IT, THAT EXPRESSION ON ZORO'S FACE…IT'S TOO DAMN HILARIOUS…THAT WAS ONE OF THE MOST HILARIOUS ANIME EXPRESSION I'VE SEEN IN MY LIFE SO FAR…SORACHI SENSEI…YOU'RE AWESOME…JUST LIKE ODA-SENSEI…)
As Zoro was staring at the old bat before her with dark eyes, dark face and precisely saying with everything dark around him… "please don't tell Chopper" was all he could say in husky low voice…and moments later he was flying outside the window landing on the road in street followed by his clothes…him being Zoro he was able to dress himself up so quickly that no one in the street noticed that he was originally naked…
After quickly dressing up he left the place to get away from that old witch's eyes and now he was just walking down the street deep in his confused, anxious and jacked up thoughts "the hell? Not only I know her pretty closely, she's a 140 year old hag…the hell was wrong with me? Everyone was in the party…if anyone else would know about it I won't be able to show my face to anyone…damn it! This is turning to be the worst case scenario…" he was still in his thoughts when he heard Luffy's voice
"YO ZORO! HOW YOU DOIN?" Luffy was shouting while waving, Ussop was also with him
"man! you always sleep a lot, but today is a bit much isn't it?" Ussop asked Zoro
"y..yeah…I'm not feeling well right now" Zoro nervously said while scratching back of his head
"eh? What happened? Looks like last night's party got a bit too wild this time…" Ussop
"yeah…a bit too wild…" Zoro muttered looking away from Ussop
"I wonder what happened? Even Nami was feeling down this morning" luffy's statement hit inside of Zoro's head like an arrow as he realized that what if Nami knew about it? Sensing the impending doom Zoro quickly brushed beside the two and started running towards Nami's apartment
"shit, shit, shit, SHIT…this isn't good at all, what if Nami knew? She's been feeling down…well I'm not saying that her feelings are hurt because I ended up sleeping with that hag…indeed she is also one of 'em whom I refused to go on a date with but it just that…sleeping with the hag…this idea is a bit too…disgusting…anyway…I have to make sure whether she knows anything or not…" after quite some time of surprisingly fast running Zoro was standing outside Nami's apartment's door and was panting heavily because of the sprint, after catching his breath and exhaling once Zoro knocked the door and few moments later it opened, Nami appeared before him holding her head and with sleepy eyes…but upon seeing Zoro surprise took over her "oh! Zoro…" Nami quickly turned around after a glance not letting him see her face "g-good…morning"
"oi, oi, oi…what's with that reaction? Does she know about it after all? Why is she hiding her face? Does she think lowly of me now? Come on look at me…OI! LOOK AT ME YOU WITCH…umm…hey Nami!" Zoro tried to greet her casually but received just a simple "hey" in low voice
"her reaction's giving me chills…last night's party went pretty crazy though…" Zoro once again tried to lighten up the atmosphere
"y…yeah…I guess…so" still no luck, now Zoro decided to jump straight to the point "Nami! Actually…the thing is that…something really weird happened last night…" Zoro said trying to explain it indirectly
"…weird?" Nami's voice got a bit heavy this time which alerted Zoro
"…yeah, yeah! And the problem is…I don't remember anything about it…" Zoro
"you…don't remember?" somehow it felt like she was getting infuriated which scared Zoro a bit
"n-no…i…don't…" as Zoro finished his sentence the very next moment Nami's punch was burying in Zoro's face which sent him flying, almost burying in opposite wall…after Zoro got back to his senses what he saw was too surprising and confusing at the same time, Nami had tears in her eyes and she was clenching her teeth firmly as if she was desperately trying not to cry
"after you play around with a woman's purity…you're saying you don't remember it? GET OUT OF HERE, I DON'T WANNA SEE YOUR FACE EVER AGAIN" Nami slammed the door behind her leaving wall-buried Zoro behind, after a couple of seconds Zoro unclutched from wall and fell on floor
"a woman's…purity?...who's purity is she talking about?...i'm sure that hag don't have purity any longer at all… then who?" Zoro quickly stood up and sprinted out of the building, after running for a while he arrived outside the main gate of Nefartari estate and started ringing the door-bell and shouted almost crazily
"OI VIVI! COME OUT PLEASE…THERE IS SOMETHING WRONG WITH NAMI, SOMETHING REALLY REALLY WRONG, YOU TWO ARE BEST FRIENDS RIGHT? YOU SHOULD KNOW SOMETHING…OI VIVIIIII…" as he was shouting main gate opened, surprised by sudden movement Zoro walked in front of it and noticed a big line of butlers and maids standing on the sides of the path way, at the end of the pathway Nefartari Cobra, Pell, Chaka along with Vivi, who was dressed in a very beautiful expensive looking white gown, appeared… "eh?" with a big question mark on his head that was all he could say
Then Igaram came closer to Zoro greeting him with a warm smile "~mah, mah, mah~ well, well, isn't it Roronoa Zoro? We were wondering when you will show up, you're at last here"
"…what's going on?" Zoro asked with darkness filled his eyes
"well isn't it clear? Nefartari Cobra-sama has decided to make you the new heir of Nefartiri state…" Igaram grabbed Zoro by his collar and his expression turned to a very scary one within a moment "after you did this and that and all those other kind of things to Vivi-sama we were ready to kill you when we came to know about it, you should consider yourself lucky that Vivi-sama thinks greatly about you"
"this…and…that…and…those…other things?" Zoro asked blankly while looking at Vivi who was blushing heavily
"YES…all of 'em" once again Igaram turned back to his usual self or more like he forced himself to go back in that state "…well now then…" when Igaram turned his eyes back to Zoro…he wasn't to be found anywhere "AHHH…HE ESCAPED"
"DON'T LET HIM ESCAPE…AFTER HIM PELL! CHAKA!...DRAG HIM BACK EVEN IF YOU HAVE TO BREAK HIS BONES" Cobra gave orders of Zoro's penalty to his loyal subjects and accepting it both of them leapt to chase after Zoro
"ah…don't hurt him much" Vivi seemed worried about Zoro
"don't worry they won't be too rough" Cobra
"fuck…fuck…FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! FUCK! WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING OOOOOOOOOONNN?" Zoro was sprinting again in the street in his full speed, suddenly he noticed a bat swinging towards his head, being Zoro he was able to dodge it at the last moment by bending his knees down on ground, when he turned around to see who this motherfucker was …Smoker was standing there holding the bat with thick dark aura around him "you bastard, just who the fuck you think you're to do something like that to my sister? I've broken every single asshole's legs who ever tried to do it and you…you won't get away alive"
"to…T…Tashigi? The fuck is he saying?" Zoro was still in shock of previous ambush when Tashigi came from behind
"Smoker-san, what're you doing where are you running off to all of a…sudden?..." Tashigi noticed Zoro and her face started getting red "…Zoro?...Smoker-san"
"w-what?" Smoker
"I told you already…I won't allow you to hurt him…" Tahigi said while blushing and trying hard not to look directly in Zoro's eyes
"but…but" Smoker
"no buts…just…leave us… alone" Tashigi
"…THE FUCK IS WITH THAT REACTION?" Zoro was struck with another big shock, by now Nefartari army aka Pell, Chaka and many other guards reached the point chasing after Zoro, since he couldn't afford to stay at the place Zoro resumed his sprint once again
"…!...STOP THERE RORONOA…I WON'T LET YOU GET AWAY…" Smoker followed Zoro as he was followed by horde of bodyguards lead by Pell and Chaka. As he was on the run followed by an enormous amount of people he quickly made a hasty turn into an alley and jumped over the incoming wall doing a perfect wall run, he was able to shake off the pursuers in this way temporarily after few more moments he was back to walking in street still trying to figure out what the fuck was going on when he noticed Robin coming out of her house…well…she lived in an average looking place besides her library after all…
…as Zoro's eyes rested upon her she also noticed him, she startled all of a sudden "Z-Zoro?"
"that's it, if she knows something then she will definitely tell everything to me straightforward, she would think of me as a lowly bastard for the rest of my life and that's all right?...right?...LIKE HELL…OF ALL PEOPLE I AT-LEAST DON'T WANT HER TO THINK THAT WAY ABOUT ME…anyway, I don't have any other choice…" once again Zoro started walking closer to Robin when voices of his pursuers started becoming clear again "oh shit…" Zoro quickly sprinted, surprising Robin once again he grabbed her wrist dragged along and hid inside another alley a few meters ahead
"sorry about that but…please stay here for a sec…" Zoro didn't get any reply and when he looked at her…she was blushing…?...what for?...cause he was holding her hand? No way that can't be possible…just to be on safe side he let go of her and they waited for some more time as long the coast was clear
"what was that?" Robin asked him
"n-no…nothing…it's not important…actually there is something I wanna ask you" as Zoro said these words blush on Robin's face appeared again…for what reason? Zoro still had no idea
"ask…something?" Robin acquired nervously
"y-yeah…actually, something happened last night and the problem is…I can't remember anything…"
"can't remember …anything?" Robin voice filled with more shock
"…yeah! No matter how hard I try…I just can't remember it, I know it's something I shouldn't forget cause it's causing me more and more trouble since this morning but…I just can't remember any-" Zoro's sentence got interrupted in middle as he received a slap from Robin. Zoro turned his eyes back to Robin in shock and saw tears falling from her eyes
"i…hate you…" Robin said in a husky voice and ran back inside the library, after a moment of pure silence in atmosphere Zoro fell to his knees
Scene changed abruptly and Zoro was still on his knees "please…please tell me what happened last night?" Zoro said in disappointed low tone
"so it's come to this eh?…so that's what you did..." Franky was drinking cola while sitting on the couch inside his lab…or more like research facility…
"and what…exactly I did?" Zoro lifted his head to look at Franky
Franky let out a sigh and started explaining "remember that little contest you guys started? Well…that wasn't just a little contest, you were already at your twentieth round when you started that contest, after it started, I gave up after third round cause it wasn't suitable to my taste , afterwards… Vivi being the youngest and least tolerate to alcohol got drunk after just her sixth round and got out of contest, she wasn't feeling any good and wanted to go to restroom when you volunteered to accompany her since you gotta go to…after around ten minutes you two came back and you had a refreshed look on your face, after that she left with Igaram cause she still wasn't feeling well. After around tenth round Tashigi was down for good and had to go restroom, again you accompanied her and returned after around ten minutes with a refreshed look on your face, she left a few minutes later when Smoker came to pick her up in his new ride which he stole from some rich fellow, Tashigi was too tired to say anything and left. Robin gave up after thirteenth round, you didn't accompany her to restroom but when she returned she decided to go to her room and rest because of strong effect of alcohol, then you decided to escort her to her room and yet again you returned after around ten minutes with a refreshed look on your face…" Franky was explaining everything without taking much of a break between the lines
"oi oi oi, I don't like where this is heading" as Zoro's eyes kept widening Franky was still not finished with it "…Nami was quite the drinker, probably a good match for both you and old doc., but after 27 rounds she was also down and yet again same thing with her, lastly after around forty rounds both you and Kureha were not able to go on any longer so you both called it a draw, now even Kureha had problems maintaining her balance so as a gentleman you offered to escort her to her home and then you two left…afterwards this is where I'm looking at you…" Franky put his glasses back and took another gulp of cola
Zoro wasn't able to say anything, there wasn't anything to say after all, what is the meaning of all this? Does this mean that he scored five babes…no…four babes and one hag in one night? You gotta be kidding…looking at pathetic look on Zoro's face Franky spoke up "there's no use making that kinda face now…you now all of 'em pretty good, you're lucky that they don't know you've did all five of 'em in, luckily only two of us knows about it since everyone else had already down in the party and left…" Franky gave a serious look to Zoro "…so…"
"…so…" Zoro stood up lazily
"…so…if they come to know about it…you'll definitely get kicked in nuts five times in a row"
All of a sudden Zoro started chuckling "hehehe…I'll get kicked in nuts?" Zoro moved forward and grabbed Franky by his collar, up-close his face was looking really really scary "that's just the beginning…" Zoro's voice got thick "they'll cut off my shenlong and then they'll cut off my balls in seven parts and scatter it all over the world then they'll ask me to go find all seven pieces if I want my shenlong back, that's what gonna happen"
"y-your perceptive ability is…quite scary…" even Franky was confused now, Zoro let go off him and fell on his knees again
"w-what am i…gonna…do?" Zoro
"well…I wonder what you'll do now?" Franky
"what…will…i…do?" Zoro
"you can't run away…and this isn't something you can just apologize about…they are not like some sluts who'll let you do whatever you want with them for one night and then forget everything about it…and if I'm not wrong then all of them except Kureha have already asked you for a date before once at-least, even though you've turned them down without a second thought..."
"I didn't turned down Robin" Franky was interrupted by Zoro
"…!...yeah! that…was a different matter…but anyway…my point is…you have to find a proper solution for this problem" Franky
"do you have any suggestions? I'm totally jacked up and can't even think clearly anymore" Zoro
"well…I've one…how about you start a new relationship with all of them?..." Franky
"eh?" Zoro
"I mean…move in with them" Franky looked quite calm
"WHAT?" Zoro stood up abruptly "YOU'RE ASKING ME TO GO AND LIVE IN DRAGON'S LAIR WHEN I DON'T EVEN HAVE AN ARMOR ON? AND HOW WILL I LIVE WITH FIVE DIFFERENT PEOPLE AT A SAME TIME?"
"about the last part…you can leave your company order manipulation and of course your temporary leave from company to me…I've got connections you know…so you'll have plenty of time to switch in the places while I'll give a new fake almost real order from company for you to have opportunity to switch around…you'd have plenty of time that way and just have to manage it properly that's all, of course you'll be living separately, leave that to me too…" Franky said with a thumbs up
"DON'T SAY IT LIKE IT'S TOO EASY" Zoro
"it isn't, but it's your punishment after all, and for the first part, if you seriously try to start a relationship that I think they wouldn't have a problem unless they come to know about the others so that's the real difficult part, but to get out of this mess without much harm…this is the only way" Franky
"so I've no other choice then…" Zoro right eye was twitching violently in response Franky just shrugged
"you just have to keep it up until they're fed up with you and decide to break up" Franky
"it isn't that easy…" his eye was still twitching but... whatever, Franky was right, there was no other way after all…right?...so…Zoro girded himself to ask five of his future girlfriends to move in with him and so…
"so I was thinking how about if we move in and try to sort out our relationship properly?" Zoro said with a smile which was unusual from him
Nami's side
"w-well…I don't mind…but you've to be careful about your laziness and take care of your stuff yourself" even though she was blushing her bossiness was still there
"I so wanna kill her" Zoro
Vivi's side
"um…i…I don't… mind" Vivi
"s-she's… too nervous" Zoro
Tashigi's side
"hmpf…so you like me too…I knew it, you just didn't want to accept" even though trying to put a calm face she was still blushing
"*twitch*…i…hate her…" Zoro
Robin's side
Just a smile appeared on her face "of course"
"wow…I have…nothing to say…" Zoro was just staring at her blankly
Kureha's side
She gave a ferocious look to Zoro sending chills down to his bones and next second once again he was flying out of the window
"THANK YOU VERY MUUUUUCH!" Zoro
Back in the lab…
"so four out of five agreed…but one denied…and that one was the most troublesome one right?" Franky
"more like the most disgusting one" Zoro was muttering placing his face on his hand "who'd ever wanna live with a 140 year old hag" Zoro
"but man you sure are lucky, living with four hotties at once, they are like most liked women around here you know" Franky
Zoro turned to Franky "are mocking me?" turning back to original position "worst of all…I don't remember any of it…of course not that hag's part, I don't wanna remember that one ever again"
"well…whatever…just enjoy your lucky life then" Franky
"I said stop mocking me, I'm in the deepest shit of my life here" Zoro
After few days Zoro was once again on his knees before Franky with very thick dark aura
"w-what happened now?" Franky asked startled a bit
"they…" Zoro lifted his darkened face up to scare Franky "…they wanna go on a date with me…all of 'em chose the same time…HELP ME…"
"oh man…"
THANKS FOR READING...GOOD BYE...XD