Hetalia Chat room Fanfiction~
Summary: The Nations have created a chat room to keep in close contact with one another however not all of their conversations are about serious manner….
Warnings: Crack, weirdness, some yaoi~
Note: Hello fellow fanfiction readers! I'm back with another fic! This one however will be more...weird and random...XD
I hope you all enjoy it nonetheless. Enjoy children~
Chapter 1 – The Face
Italy is online
Germany is online
Japan is online
Italy: Ve~ Hi Doitsu~! Hi Nihon~!
Germany: Hello Italia
Japan: Hello ^^
Italy: Doitsu~! What are we going to eat today for lunch? :)
Germany: Well I don't know yet. I was thinking about making wrust today.
Italy: ...D:
Germany: What is the matter Italia?
Italy: I wanted pasta….D:
Germany: . . . Nein
Italy: BUT DOITSUUUUU PASTA~ D:
Germany: Nein Italia! I have already started preparing it plus you eat too much pasta!
Italy: YOU CAN EVER HAVE ENOUGH PASTA! O^O
Germany: . . . *face palm*
Japan: How about we eat ice cream today? I've got a new manga~ ^-^
Germany: Nein. We are eating wrust. End of discussion.
Japan: ._.
Italy: PASTA! PASTA! PASTA! PASTA! *furiously waving white flag*
Japan: I will have ice cream and manga ...You cannot stop me ._.
Germany: Italy stop complaining you will eat my wrust whether you like it or not! That is final!
America is online
England is online
France is online
France: Ohonhonohonhon~
England: Oh God...what are you thinking you dirty perv…?!
France: Who said I was thinking dirty? ;)
England: . . .
Italy: PASTAPASTAPASTAPASTAPASTAPASTAPASTAPASTAPASTAPASTA
America: 'Sup dudes?!
Whoa what's up with Italy?
Japan: Italy-san wants pasta but Germany-san only wishes to eat his dreaded wrust -.-
Italy: I DEMAND PASTA DOITSU ! O^O
Germany: ITALIA STOP BEING DRAMATIC AND EAT MY WRUST!
America: Oh I see! Well why not just eat burgers? Burgers are the solution to everything! :D
England: America no one wants to eat your grease covered foods.
America: T^T Well then….
France: At least it's edible unlike your food Angleterre~
England: SCREW YOU WANKER
France: Ohonhonhon~ What time~? ;)
Italy: THIS SHALL BE THE PASTA REVOLUTION!
America: Yeah you go dude! NO TAXATION WITHOUT REPRESENTATION!
Germany: DON'T ENCOURAGE HIM AMERICA!
England: AMERICA YOU GIT THAT IS COMPLETELY IRRELEVANT TO THE MATTER
France: Well isn't this amusing~
England: SHUT UP
Japan: ._. I regret this...I shall go elsewhere…
Japan is offline
China is online
Russia is online
Germany: JAPAN COME BACK YOU DIDN'T EAT WRUST!
Italy: PASTA SHALL BE VICTORIOUS~
America: THE RED COATS SHALL PAY
England: DAMMIT AMERICA STOP IT!
China: Aru? O.o What is going on?
France: It's the pasta revolution~
Italy: PAAAAAAAAAAAAASTAAAAAAAAAAAAA
Germany: ITALY IF YOU DO NOT EAT THE WRUST THEN WE WILL DO AN EXTRA HOUR OF TRAINING
Italy: D: B-but pasta….
Germany: NEIN! NOW GET OFFLINE THIS INSTANT! LUNCH IS READY!
Italy: TT^TT
Italy is offline
Germany is offline
France: Well that revolution was short lived…
America: Don't worry dudes I'll save the world from Iggy's scones~!
France: God bless America
England: SHUT IT YOU ARSE HOLES
America: HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
China: Wait where is Russia aru? Didn't he come online awhile back? O-O
Russia: Become one with mother Russia, da? ^J^
America: AHHHHH DX
England: There he is.
Russia: ^J^
France: How is going Russia?
Russia: ^J^
China: Ayia can you stop doing that face? It's very creepy…
Russia: ^J^
America: Seriously dude stop
Russia: ^J^
France: This is starting to get very disturbing...
Russia: ^J^
England: Someone. Make. Him. Stop. Now!
Russia: ^J^
America: DX AHHHHHHHHHH THE FACE INTENSIFIES EVERY TIME!
Russia: ^J^
China: I'M STARTING TO FREAK OUT!
Russia: ^J^
England: THAT'S IT I'M LEAVING
Russia: ^J^
France: RIGHT AFTER YOU
Russia: ^J^
America: DON'T LEAVE THE HERO ALONE DX
China is offline
England is offline
France is offline
America is offline
Russia: ^J^
Italy turned off invisible
Italy: THE PASTA REVOLUTION SHALL LIVE ON!O^O
Russia: ^J^
Italy: Hi Mr. Russia~! :D
Russia: ^J^
Italy: Can you please stop doing that face? ^~^"
Russia: ^J^
Italy: Um… o~o"
Russia: ^J^
Italy: PLEASE STOP IT REALLY IS CREEPY
Russia: ^J^
Italy: *waving white flag rapidly* I GIVE! I GIVE! JUST STOP IT! DX
Russia: ^J^
Italy: DOTISUUUUUUU! DX
Italy is offline
Russia: ^J^ Kolkolkolkol~ Nice to talk to everyone
Russia is offline
Thank you reading my weird ass fic! XD Please leave a comment or favorite or whatever you want. All criticism is appreciated it! (Even yours
FrUKLover17...you fucking betch)
Also I won't update as often as I'd like since this fanfic is purely made of my mindless boredom. However if you all like it and want more then I'll
gladly make more! :D
Hasta la Pasta!
-Aoi
Update: Thank you the reviews/favorites/follows/etc ! Also thank you Keiryu-San for correcting me on spelling! (I am not German if you can't tell~) Chu are awesome!