So Everyone choose Ted DiBiase! :) I don't own any WWE Characters! I only own Zoey and any other Characters I make up.

Priceless Child

Chapter 1

Ted's POV

Monday night Raw was live in Florida. I was hoping to get lucky tonight, I mean I always do. It's My Hometown. I was walking into the Arena when I heard someone call My name.

I turned around and saw a familiar brunette with a kid in Her arms.

She caught up with Me. "Ted, here She's Your Daughter I can't handle Her anymore!"

She pushed the little girl in My arms. "Whoa, what are You talking about?"

"Remember the party 2 years ago when We had sex well You got Me pregnant and I wanted to get an abortion but, My Parents wouldn't let Me so She's all Yours!"

She handed Me a bag. "This has Her diapers and other necessities."

"Amanda You can't do this! I don't know how to take care of a child!"

"Ted You will be a great Dad, I know it, I just can't handle Her anymore!"

"How do I even know if She's mine? I don't even know Her name for Christ sake!"

She looked at Me. "Her name is Zoey Maeve DiBiase, She's yours Ted You're the only Guy I have ever had sex with." I stood there shocked.

She walked away. "Amanda please don't leave Her!" She didn't listen. I looked down at the little girl in My arms. She looked up at Me with her blue eyes, they were filled with curiosity.

What am I going to do? I decided to go to the only person I know who knows how to take care of a kid. I pounded on the door.

He opened the door. "Ted what is Your problem?"

I walked in. " Randy! I have a fucking Kid that's My problem!"

He looked at Zoey. "Whoa how this happen?"

"I don't know! Amanda came and practically threw her to Me, I don't even know if She's mine!"

Randy looked at Her. "Ted, She's Yours, She looks exactly like You."

I sat Her down. "What am I going to do I don't know how to take care of a Kid!"

Randy put His hand on My shoulder. "Don't worry Ted, I have a Daughter too it's not that hard I'll help You."

I looked up at Him. "Yeah but You have Sam, I don't have a woman."

He sat down. "Not for long."

I raised an eye brow. "What do You mean?"

He sighed. "Sam and I have been having problems, I caught Her kissing someone."

I glared at Him. "Dude how are You so calm?"

He shrugged. "I kind of knew something was going on and plus I'm not really feeling anything anymore."

"So what are You going to do with Kylie?"

He looked at Me serious. "I don't know, I'm not sure if Sam is going to try and fight for custody or what."

I put My hand on His shoulder. "Man, I thought I had it bad." Zoey started crying.

I looked at Randy. "What do I do?"

"Pick Her up! Dumb Ass!"

I rushed over to Her and picked Her up, She wouldn't stop. "Randy now what?"

"She might need Her diaper changed please tell Me Amanda gave You diapers."

I nodded. "Yeah they're in the bag."

I grabbed the bag and looked at Randy. "How do You change a diaper?"

Randy laughed. "Are You serious?"

I nodded. "Yeah! I don't know how to!"

"God, Ted Give Me…?"

"Zoey! Her name is Zoey."

He nodded. "Give Me Zoey and pay attention."

I watched Him change Her diaper in about 2 minutes. I stared at Him. "How did You get it done so fast?"

He picked Zoey up. "It takes practice." He handed Her to Me.

Zoey looked up at Me. "Dadda?"

I looked at Randy and He smiled. I looked back at Zoey. "Yeah Zoey, I'm Your Daddy."

So what does everyone think so far? Ted DiBiase a Dad? This should be fun to write. :) Please Review! Feel free to leave superstars you want in the story. :D