Note: This is my Fairy Tail story, so enjoy! It's a Rowen/Dragon slayer bond story! Fairy Tail belongs to Hiro Mashima.
"Natsu-san! Gajeel-san! Guess what? Guess what happened?"
Romeo trailed behind Wendy, smiling to himself. Wendy was chasing after her two fellow dragon slayers.
"Uh, you got a free supply of fire chicken?"
"You got a bunch of metal to eat?"
Wendy stared at her two brothers like they were crazy. Romeo somewhat idolized (was totally obsessed with) Natsu-san, but this was probably going to be the cause of Romeo finally disrespecting the fire dragon slayer.
Wendy grinned even bigger than she already was, and then shouted,
"I'M PREGNANT!"
She was bouncing up and down, on the balls of her feet.
Natsu and Gajeel stared and then subtly started cracking their knuckles.
Romeo noticed this very clearly and started creeping away.
"Who's the father, Wendy?"
No, Wendy! Don't rat out on your poor boyfriend!
"Romeo-san, of course! Who else?"
Natsu-san's and Gajeel-san's shoulders slightly relaxed.
Goddamn, Wendy, you're lucky you're so cute.
Romeo tried running.
The doors slammed shut.
He knew there was no hope in hiding, especially with dragon slayers.
So he shut his eyes.
"You are so going to get it, kid,"
Lucy-san smiled at him with sympathy.
I don't need sympathy. What I need is a healer.
And maybe a miracle.