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A/N: I missed Whinge so that one is included in this! I hope it works. This is not my usual writing style. Also, this was written in about 3 minutes, so be gentle.
The title comes form a quote by Mark Schnitzius - 'If atheism is a religion, then bald is a hair color'.
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Challenge Word: Whinge and Drag
*SPOILERS*
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Bald is a Hair Colour
"Sam, stop being such a drag queen."
"You mean drama queen, and am not!"
"No, no. I think I meant drag queen. Seriously, I really think we need to pull out the scissors again, and maybe a bigger trash can for all that hair."
"Dude, it's not that bad."
"Come on, Sammy. Snip snip."
"No, Dean, just... give me a minute or two. Dean? Dean!"
*struggle*
"Oops, did I do that?"
"You nearly killed me!"
"Stop being such a whinger."
"A- what? Dean, no! Dean, put down the..."
*yelp*
"Hmm, might need to wear a ball cap. I think I cut it a little short."
"DEAN!"
End
A/N: Can't help it. The brotherly banter draws me in every time. Now, don't drag out the suspense. Send me some reviews!