Everything was a mess.
Sam was in Jack's body. Teal'c was in Daniel's body. Jack was in the body of a mouse who had gotten in the room. And Daniel was in the Go-gurt tube of yogurt that humanJack had kept in his pocket for future snacking.
"We'll fix this," said Sam, though the words came from Jack's mouth.
Jack started to nibble at the edges of Daniel's packaging.
"Stop that, Sir," Sam chided as she texted a message to the lab techs.
"Can you guys hear me?" the yogurt said.
"Yes, Daniel Jackson, we hear you." Teal'c answered.
"Tell Jack to stop looking at me like that."
"Why complain?" Jack squeaked, "This may be the first time someone has found you this appealing."
"Sir, we insist that you resist the urge to eat Daniel," Sam said.
The mouse gave a high-pitched snicker.
"Real mature," said the yogurt.
Teal'c stepped in. "I have a proposal for how to keep mouse O'Neill distracted from Yogurt Jackson." He moved close to Sam, putting his (Daniel's) face inches from hers (Jack's).
Sam smiled, realizing the plan. Teal'c could be deliciously devious when he wanted to be.
Soon Jack and Daniel were watching in amazement as Jack's body and Daniel's body were kissing passionately and groping each other, shouting things like "Oh Daniel Jackson, I, Jack O'Neill find it both interesting and sexually arousing when you talk about ancient languages," and "Yes Jack O'Neill your sarcasm is very funny and the only reason I don't laugh is because I Daniel Jackson am too distracted by your manly features."
The mouse and the yogurt looked at each other. They both knew that as soon as they were returned to normal, they would both have the same priority: revenge.