Hi everyone this is my first fan fic/ poem and it is basically just to get started, so i wont be offended if you dont review. This is just for fun! When I read the latest Bloody Jack book, a character popped out at me Mike Fink. He's such a bragger and it made me think of one character I talk about in my line of work. So I did my own spin on his brag here it goes:
Disclaimer: I do not own jacky faber or mike fink, those belong to the pirate king himself L.A. Meyer.
Whiskey Jack's Brag
I'm meaner than a wild cat in a lair of scorpions.
I can holler across 5 states and still hear my echo,
When I spit I fill up lakes and rivers and still have enough to fill up an entire ocean,
Why I can swing my axe in to 20 trees and walk back to the shore, sit down and have a drink or two,
still yell TIMBER, and have em not fall till I tell em.
I can out drink any man and anything on this river,
Just put me to the test.
Why I can wrestle me a grizzly, a pole cat, and a wild dog in one go and not come back without a scratch
or hair out of place.
So step on up you would be takers,
I haven't fought anyone in about 5 minutes ago,
And I'm a hankering for a good wrassel !
"Quo Fata Sequar"
Cajun-Ninja