Disclaimer: I don't own Yugioh.
Babyt: Hi guys, ever watched Jerry Springer? Now its Yugioh Jerry Springer! Enjoy!
Kaiba: Shush!
Jerry Springer Announcer: Meet man's best friend…Jerry Springer!!
(Jerry Springer theme)
Jerry: Thank you! Todays theme is 'Anime Gone Wild!' My guests here today say they're tired of being bossed around by the leader, Kaiba, is that right?
Kaiba: Hi Jerry I'm tired of Yugi always bugging me and me having to be all nice and loving towards Mokuba and I want to tell them both to go to *beeeep!*.
Crowd: Kaiba! Kaiba! Kaiba!
Kaiba: Oh yeah that's right!
Fangirls: AHHHH!!!
Steve: Stay back! Back!
Jerry: Okay let's bring out Yugi!
Kaiba: *stands*
Yugi: Hi Kaiba!!
Kaiba: Hey I'm tired of you always being all annoying like a stupid *beep!* and following me around. I gotta tell you something Yugi. And that's *BEEEEP!!*
Yugi: *jaw drops* Kaiba!!
Kaiba: That's right, Jerry, bring out Mokuba!
Jerry: O-ok. Bring out Mokuba!
Mokuba: Big brother!
Kaiba: SHUT UP!!
Mokuba *cry* What???
Kaiba: That's right! I hate you so much you little brat! Go away and leave me ALONE!!! br
Yugi: I can't believe *beep!* that he is *beep!* doing this to *beep!* us! What's *beep!* going on! *beep!* I'm not cussing! *beeeeeeeeeeeep!!*
Mokuba: I know this is so messed up!
Crowd: Fight! Fight! Fight!
Mokuba, Yugi and Kaiba: Rarr!! *fight*
Jerry: Steve!!!
Steve: Hey!! Break it up! Cmon!
Jerry: Your not even trying! We'll be back after this!
Babyt: Did you enjoy it so far? I did it fast, but please enjoy it!