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SPN100 Challenge: cast. They're not quite the outcomes they'd have chosen themselves. 2 x 100 word drabbles. #1: Bobby might be getting on a bit, but he's still a tough cookie. #2: Dean's not happy with the artistic interpretation.

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Casting Lots

"The lot is cast into the lap, but its every decision is from the Lord" - Proverbs 16:33

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A/N: Bobby might be getting on a bit, but he's still a tough cookie. 100 words.

Cast Iron Arm

"Do not cast me away when I am old; do not forsake me when my strength is gone" - Psalm 71:9

"Back again, Mr. Singer?" asked Beverly, surprised to see her patient from earlier, only more disheveled and accompanied by the sheriff.

"Altercation in the parking lot," explained Sheriff Mills. "Luckily, Bobby was able to fend them off."

Bobby raised the mangled cast in salute. "Sorry, Doc."

Beverly paused her inspection of the plaster. "Are these teeth marks?"

The shared guilty silence was all she needed to reassess the rumors she'd heard about the area.

"Done," she said at last. "Let see if you make it off the grounds this time."

"With pleasure," grumbled Bobby. "This place is a death trap!"

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A/N: Dean's not happy with the artistic interpretation. 100 words.

Casting Woes

"The world is a stage, but the play is badly cast" - Oscar Wilde

"I did say not to look at my favorites," sighed Dean, when his brother exploded into a coughing fit.

"No, I was reading about next year's movie releases," gasped Sam, shoulders shaking.

Dean shrugged.

"There's one called Supernatural," added Sam. "Based on, and I quote: 'cult books about demon-hunting brothers'."

"Who'd watch that?" scoffed Dean.

"They've already cast Chris Hemsworth to play me," said Sam lightly.

Dean frowned. "Who's playing me?"

"I just got to that," said Sam, smirking as he turned the laptop for Dean to see.

"Elijah Wood? Freakin' Frodo?!" screamed Dean. "You're Thor and I'm a Hobbit?"

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