Chapter 1: The Usual Day

(Disclaimer: I own Fairy Tail... not!)

"Guys! We made it back alive!" roared Natsu as he kicked down the front door.

"Stop hogging all the spotlight firebrain!" replied Gray as he kicked Natsu in the face.

"How about both of you stop hogging the spotlight!" yelled an annoyed Erza.

"Aye sir!" said Gray and Natsu pretending to be friendly with each other.

"That's my line!" said Happy as he came in.

"Oh children! You've all come home safely!" said Makarov.

"Hey what about me?!" said Lucy as she ran in, panting really hard.

"Sorry for ditching ya Lucy but I want to ask you who won the race?" asked Natsu.

"Obviously me." said Gray, unconsciously taking his clothes off once again.

"Gray-sama looks so hot without his clothes on!" said Juvia dreamily.

"Gahh! My clothes! Where are my clothes?!" said Gray as he looked for them.

"You dumped them into the trash can you idiot!" yelled Erza, annoyed that she couldn't hear what the guild master was saying. "Then after getting your clothes, shut up all of you!"

"Yikes!" said Natsu and Gray, peeing into their pants because they've never gotten Erza mad 2 times in a row and they don't want to find out what's going to happen if they got her mad a third time.

"Alright now, come into my office and Natsu and Gray. You guys change pants before coming into my office." said Makarov, somehow keeping a straight face.

A few minutes later...

"Ok. We have a serious problem rising here and I'm only telling a few of you because it is that serious." said Makarov with a very dark face.

"Ok Gramps. What's the problem?" said Natsu.

"A new and very powerful dark guild is rising." said Makarov.

"Hahahaha! Very funny Gramps." said Natsu playfully.

"Silence!" yelled Erza.

"Yes...ma'am" said Natsu, finally catching himself.

"It has already toppled over the Oracion Seis and any of the six surviving right now are in the hospital." said Makarov and somehow, the room suddenly seemed chilly.

"Everyone get down!" yelled Makarov as he sensed a faint dark presence.

BOOOM!

The End...for now

So how was my first chapter of this? Any good? Please give some reviews to help me improve and I'll be writing another chapter of this soon if I have enough motivation and I'm not feeling lazy.

So yeah. Thanks for reading!