Hello! My first fic EVER, and it's a lousy 15-minute challenge from my friend. Forgive me my dead creativity.

I don't own Naruto. If I did... Ooh, you don't want to know!

Life has an ability to screw you over BIG TIME, especially when you're not expecting it

And I'm not talking about something trivial, such as drinking milk that has expired, and therefore missing a kiss with your crush, or your alleged father sealing a nine-tailed demon fox inside you, no. I'm talking SERIOUS screwing over, usually in the literal sense. And I know this by personal experience.

Uh, and I don't mean Sakura. As much as I'd like to.

Well anyway, when I say "screwing over" I mean something that'll knock you off your feet with surprise. Like if you hear that your best friend has a crush on the same person as you (and you had no idea), or somebody close to you confesses that they are gay or that they have feelings to you.

Or, in my case, your best friend confesses that he's gay AND he has feelings for you.

Because that's what happened.
To me.

Just my luck, huh?

No, and don't get me wrong, I like Sasuke and everything, it's just... Well, he's a guy and I'm not gay.

At least I think so. Well... thought so, until he proved me wrong.

Is proving me wrong.
Whatever.

Oh well, I'll guess it isn't that bad, after all, to have your best friend/worst enemy being also your lover.
I really can't go on complaining when he's kissing the living daylights out of me and, uh...
Lets just say he's well taught in some things.

I really have to thank Orochimaru the next time I see him.

My huble thank you for reading. I'll do something more next time...