30 ways to make Sakura break your face

by tomatoqueen

one of tomatoqueen's legandary or not so legendary ways of tormenting naruto characters. :D its good, you may as well R&R

30 Ways to Make Sakura Break Your Face

im baaack...! here is another 30 ways, i just felt up to it this morning. i probably wont do any more after this, but we will just have to see. and if any of you are angsting for more Pain, im writing it right now. promise. ill be better...! . it may take some time though cuz i need to get the story in shape and my chappies longer... so just hang in there. in the meantime, i also just posted a really cool harry potter oneshot! its yaoi... dedicated to my best friend, kitty.

30 Ways to Make Sakura Break Your Face.

1. rip all of her clothing.

2. hang her by her ankles over a mob of lusty drunks.

3. Feed her pizza with toenail clippings in it.

4. watch calmly as she begins to choke.

5. finally send her to the hospital, telling the nurses in conspiratorial whispers, "she has explosive diarrhea."

6. tell that to all of her friends too when they come to visit her.

7. get Tsuande drunk off her ass (can't be that hard)

8. then take over as Hokage-for-a-day

9. as Hokage decree that Sakura cannot leave her house without wearing a flowerpot on her head.

10. explain to her that its for her own good, because brain-sucking squirrels are attracted to pink hair.

11. stuff Naruto and Lee into her underwear drawer.

12. skip around her in circles, singing "ring around the rosies…" for about 3 hours.

13. randomly turn around and kiss her.

14. randomly turn around and cause a scene, screaming "HOW COULD YOU CHEAT ON ME WITH NEJI?! I THOUGHT WE HAD SOMETHING SPECIAL!!" (then run off. Fast.)

15. give her an impossible test, one with questions like "why do brain-sucking squirrels like pink hair?"

16. fail her.

17. take the test yourself and ace it.

18. take a snapshot of Sakura picking her nose.

19. If you cant catch her in the act, photoshop it.

20. stick it in her diary

21. throw that same diary into the middle of Konoha's busiest street.

22. just watch and laugh.

23. fill her bed with egg yolks.

24. steal all her left shoes.

25. come up behind her, scream "7 MINUTES IN HEAVEN! YEAH!" then push her into the broom closet with Gaara.

26. come back 3 hours later and pay some poor fool to open the door while you run away.

27. when all this is over, hug her.

28. tightly.

29. and don't let go.

30. then whisper in her ear, "happy birthday, Michael Jackson"

and its over. review, por favor! tell me which ones you liked best!