Chiby-chan: Testing 1...2...3...is this mike on?

Tsukasa: You're not holding one.

Chiby-chan: Riiight... and the empty air in your hand isn't a wand.

Tsukasa: -_-( )

Chiby-chan: *talks into her hand* If I owned Naruto at all I would have minions give me and all you fangirls all the Naruto goodies we want!

Tsukasa: But you don't.

Chiby-chan: Don't mess with my dreams!!

Tsukasa: Whatever.

Chiby-chan: Now on with the ficcy!!

disclaimer: Chiby-chan doesn't own anything but this plot.

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CHAPTER 1

You're all up in your room sleeping. YEAH you were sleeping cuz you stayed up all night watching your fav' show. Silly you. You're kicking butt in your dreams until your darn alarm clock starts buzzing in your ear. Stupid alarm clock. But it's spring break so you're the stupid one.

(hahaha*WHAM!!* Owww...@_@ Tsukasa: She is deeply sorry...^ ^)

After you're done pummeling your clock for its durn-ness(durn-ness...my word...haha) you feel hungry. Yeah that feeling in your stomach isn't constipation, unless you have that kind of problem in the morning...you get up in bed only to remember that you have a bunk bed and hit your head in the ceiling.

Durn ceiling, getting in your way and crap. So you climb down your ladder and make yourself comfortable surrounded by all your Naruto goodies.

(Chiby-chan: I own Naruto? Tsukasa: No. Chiby-chan: Awww...)

Now your day is getting very boring about now cuz you just stand there....staring...drooling... you're wearing a big back pack cuz it's the only way you can carry your manga without spilling it all over the place.

You go to the freezer again and take out a bunch of hidden snack no one would think of putting in the freezer and stuff them in your backpack.

You're off to the park so you can read in a remotely Naruto-ish forest environment.(( putting -ish at the end of any word automatically makes it a noun. Convenient, eh?)

Oh yeah you were hungry, right..............staring....drooool.*groowlll* What's that? Oh that's your stomach. Stupid stomach, getting hungry and junk. You finally snap out of your staring problem, and just figure that you'll just eat all your snacks at the park.

You quickly tell your parents that your leaving and you'll be back later. Your parents are okay with it cuz your trustable right? Or maybe that bodyguard that follows you everywhere isn't just some crazy dude... You're walking and you're walking and you're walking....until you see 20 bucks!! Wow some really stupid dude must have dropped it there just for you! You run to grab it before some stupid hobo kid takes it before you do.

-Only to realize that you ran into the middle of the street.

A HUGE truck full of pillows is roaring toward you!!!

"Oh crap."

BAM!!!!!!

You wake up in some forest. You find this big bump on your head. Not just any old bump, IT'S FREAKING HUGE!!! There is even a bandage on it already! So much for sanity. Usually, a truck full of pillows wouldn't hurt but nooo you had to be run over by one. You look up and check your backpack. You gotta make sure nothing bent right? You look through all your manga and find out that your very first Naruto manga book is gone!!!

Oh the horror of horrible horrors!!!

Dramatic scene, you're in a spotlight with sakura blossoms floating around.

"NOOOOOOOO!!!"

End spotlight.

Well that was weird. But you can't find your book doing dramatic scenes now can you? So you get up and start walking toward the sun cuz your perfect ability at walking towards the sun is cool looking about now. You search frantically at the same time (while looking cool!) until you bump into a tree. You would think that your bump would hurt worse but you realize it's not there anymore. O_O

Since you have no time to ponder that right now (hey your precious manga could be eaten up by wolves or something!) you start running calling the name of your book even though you know it can't hear.(Chiby-chan: You're so stupid... *talks into empty fist* does this mic work? Darn thing! Tsukasa: -_-)

You run into another tree and knock yourself down.

"Ouch!" stupid trees, getting in your way and stuff! You look up and see a giant gate with a swirly leaf on it. It can't be -can it? Of course it can!! If you're dreaming, why not just play along with it? If you're in a coma, go comas! You get up at light speed and start banging on the door.

Open up!!! You hear voices from far above you. And they're not the ones in your head either.

"Intruders."

That voice sounds so familiar...

At that last thought a whooshing sound comes from behind you. You step aside and a LOT of kunai whiz past your head. You look behind you.

You: O_O!!! Master Mizuki?!!

Mizuki: Away from here! Are you a spy? How'd you know my name?

Putting up your hands open in defense. You: No -no-no-no-no. You've got me wrong. There is no way I could be a spy!

Mizuki: Then why would a little kid like you be out here in the middle of the night?

You: (( Little?!!?))

( Chiby-chan: Just so you know, (( blah,blah))= thoughts

Tsukasa: (( Chiby-chan is crazy! Run for your lives!!))

Chiby-chan: Huh? Where'd my microphone go?

Tsukasa: (( See what I mean?! RUN!!))

You're stiff from anger as little red vein thingies float around your head.

Mizuki: ?

You: Just so you know Mizuki ... I'm (*enter age here*) years old!

Mizuki: O.o! I'm taking you to the Hokage. o.o()

He picks you up under his arm and transports you in a puff of smoke and suddenly you're in a very large wooden ninja house...thingy...

An OLD looking man with a cone straw hat looks up from his crystal ball.

Hokage: I knew you were coming. ^ ^

You: (to Mizuki)Would you put me down?!

Mizuki: Fine...(bam!)

He drops you on the floor.

You: Ouch! (to both) Okay what am I doing here?

Mizuki: (ignores you) She was found outside our gate sir.

Hokage: *smiles* Are you lost little girl?

You: * restraining from beating up an old guy* (( Little...again?!!)) Um...

Mizuki: I say we kill her. *pulls out a kunai*

Hokage: No.

Mizuki: Awww...

Hokage: She looks like an orphan. Let's give her a home instead.

Oh crap! You are an orphan! Better play nice or you'll never get back.

You: Yeah... *acts pitiful. You know the works: big cute eyes, tears, and the lip* my parents aren't of this world...

Mizuki: That's t-too cute... Alright! give her a home before I vomit!

You: I'll need clothes too.(( oops, losing the cuteness here)) please? ^-^

Hokage: Give her some clothes too Mizuki. ((Awww she's SO cute!))

Mizuki: Out of my hard earned money?

Hokage: *fire in his eyes* YES!! ((protect the cute one!))

Mizuki: -ulp. Y-yes sir!

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Chiby-chan: Ooooh... shiny....

Tsukasa: Stop staring at my wand/staff.

Chiby-chan: *drooooool....* I want one...

Tsukasa: Stop it! You're scaring me!!

Chiby-chan quickly grabs the weapon and runs like crazy.

Chiby-chan: *evil laugh* MINE!!!!! ^O^

Tsukasa: * total rage/ evil voice* GIVE IT BACK!!! O

They chase each other around the room, knocking everything over.

Narrator-dude: *stares* Okaaay......*jumps back to reality* Will you ever meet Naruto? Will Mizuki ever stop throwing up?( sounds of barfing in the background as you won't stop looking cute) Will the two people behind me ever go to the insane ward??? Find out next time on the next show of Batman!!!

Tsukasa + Chiby-chan: *still chasing* IT'S NOT BATMAN!!!!

They start coming his way.

Narrator-dude: No WAIT! Don't come this way you freaks! AHHHH!!!!!!!!!!

( Due to the -uh line? *whispers are heard in the background* Oh yeah, the graphic content of this -uh just close your eyes cuz we're too cheap to buy censors)

Sounds of pummeling in the background.

OOF! BAM! GIVE ME BACK MY WEAPON! CRASH! SMASH! MIIIINE!!!

GET OFF OF ME! AAAHHHH!!! THUD! BANG! BOOM!! ETC.! ETC!

Audience: @.@ we'll leave now...

Dude from nowhere: review before your computer spontaneously explodes. Heeheeheehee*fart* hee?

flames will be used to burn down the insane ward.