A/N: Hey guys! It's been awhile uh! Well, the other day I watched the original Hair film for the first time and fell in love. Since then I can't get that song "Hair" out of my head and starting to grow my own hair long. Anyway: I suddenly pictured the bohos bursting out "Hair" and this is the cause of that. Now, not all the song is in here. Just a few verses. I don't own anything. They all belong to their rightful owners! All but Phoebe! Yes. She's in here too.

HAIR!

By: LOSTrocker

As Joanne let her hands play in Maureen's hair she was noticing how long it was getting. She loved Mo's hair but if it got too long it would go past her ass which would lead to no ass grabbing and she couldn't have that. "You need a hair cut."

Joanne's suggestion caught everyone's attention. All though, it reigned true Maureen protested the idea. "NO! NO! NO! NO! NO!" she through a fit next to her.

Roger and Collins snickered. They knew where that was from. When Joanne shot them a look they went quiet. "What?" she demanded who didn't find Maureen acting like a three year old funny at all.

"Nothing," the two answered quickly.

Phoebe helped Joanne out. "That's not a bad idea Joanne. I know I need a trim."

"I thought you were trying to grow it out." Mark replied. He liked playing with her hair.

Phoebe shrugged. "I know but it's getting warmer and long hair is a major biatch in the summer time!"

"No shit." Mimi agreed. Then she started thinking along the same lines as Phoebe did. A trim wouldn't be a bad idea but Roger knew what she was thinking and argued against.

"Don't even think about it." he said.

Mimi crossed her arms. Just because he said no didn't mean she was actually going to listen to him. When did she ever do that. Then she noticed that his hair was getting longer by the day and suggested the same thing as Joanne. "You need a cut too."

Roger shook his head.

Collins smirked at Angel. Angel glanced at him catching his cue. She couldn't resist. "Why?"

Mark knew what was coming. "Oh no."

"What?" Phoebe asked him.

"Just don't ask..." he pleaded but that didn't stop Roger.

Roger answered as followed: "She asks me why... I'm such a hairy guy. I'm hairy noon and night. Hair that's a fright. I'm hairy high and low. Don't ask me why. Don't know. It's not the lack of bread. Like the Grateful Dead darling..."

By this point Maureen, Collins and Angel were swaying side to side feeling Roger's grove and by the time this part came up they were ready to go. They all jumped up to protest their lover's suggestion of an awful hair cut.

"Gimme head with hair

Long beautiful hair

Shining, gleaming

Steaming, flaxen, waxen

Give down to there hair

Shoulder length or longer

Here baby, there mama

Everywhere daddy daddy

"Hair hair hair hair

Hair hair

Flow it, show it

Long as God can grow it

My hair...!"

Roger, Collins, Angel and Maureen were giving the original company of Hair a big run for their money. Joanne and Mark were sliding lower and lower in their spots while Phoebe couldn't help herself but join in though Mark tried to pull her down from doing so. When Roger sang out "Log as God can grow it!" she bowed down to him, worshiping him like the awesome rock God that he was.

Joanne could tell by this performance that there would be no hair cutting today.

END.