Harry Potter Characters and Social Networks

Chapter 1: Profile pictures.

Hermione Granger has changed her profile picture.

Ron Weasley commented: isn't tis ur old yrbook photo?

Hermione Granger: Why are you typing like that? It's wasn't, by the way. 'Wasn't this your old yearbook photo?' And yes it is.

Harry Potter likes this photo.

Harry Potter commented: You look good 'Mione! don't worry abt Ron.

Ginny Weasley likes this photo.

Ginny Weasley commented: dun b such a prat Ron. 'mione, shouldn't u use something more…casual though?

Hermione Granger: it's a profile picture! It needs to show what I look like! Properly!

Draco Malfoy commented: mudblood, you can be so smart and so dumb at the same time.

The Dark Lord paced back and forth. He needed a proper photo of himself for his Facebook. Something that will represent his evil. Something that will strike those with fear even though it's a mere 20 pixel icon. Something with so much evilness and cool to top off that Severus Snape's profile photo. But Voldemort had to admit, Snape's profile picture looked pretty cool – it was a silhouette of his profile, finally a time where his huge nose came into use. Nonetheless, it had reaped up 50 likes ( mostly from fangirls but who cares. 50 likes. Voldemort needs to top this off!)

"Lucius. Do you see this?" The blond raised an eyebrow and directed his gaze to the monitor, where there was Snape's profile picture enlarged so that it took up most of the screen space. Lucius nodded.

"Now I need to do this. I need photo that will top this photo off and that MUST get over 50 likes!"

-after a while of purchasing an expensive muggle camera (that took a while because of the pair arguing which was better, Canon or Nikon), studio lights, a backdrop, and other props, plus the tedious setup to make sure the camera would capture the silhouette of the Dark Lord's profile-

The photo was finally uploaded. Lucius Malfoy wiped a bead of sweat from his forehead. Malfoys never perspired…until they met Voldemort.

Dark Lord has changed his profile picture. With a description: CREDZ TO LUCIUS .

Dumbledore likes this photo.

Bellatrix Lestrange likes this photo.

Bellatrix Lestrange commented: You look so magnificently evil in this my Lord!

$NAP3 RUL3Z commented: copycat! You copied me! The silhouette was MY IDEA! And well everybody knows that I could pull it off quite well. At least WAAAAAAAAAAAYYYYYYYY better than you, considering that I even HAVE a nose to make a proper PROFILE. SUCK ITTTT VOLDEMORTTTT. $NAP3 RUL3ZZZZZZ!

$NAP3 RUL3Z commented: PLUZZZ I GOT MOARRRR LIKES THAN YOU BIATCH.

"LUCIUS! WHEN YOU GET HOME, LOG IN AND GO LIKE MY PHOTO!" Voldemort was whisper-shouting, trying to contain his frustration. That damned Severus Snape!