I Love You So Much That I Hate You

Me: Hi, and welcome to my beloved story.

Zero: Why am I here again?

Me: Because you're important to my story.

Zero: Ah, wait…is this another Kaname/Zero story?

Me: ….no….maybe….

Zero: Awww crap! If I get raped by Kaname one more time, I'm gonna shoot myself!

Kaname: It's not rape if you like it….

Zero: Shut up you! Just do the disclaimer!

Kaname: The author is in no way linked to the writer of the anime, manga, or game so don't sue her.

Me: D'aww, that's why you're my favorite, Kaname…

Zero: Hey!

*Story start*

A man, about 27 years of age raced through the forest desperately. "Stay away, you monster." A soft feminine laugh resounded.

"Aww, that's so mean…I think I might just cry," another laugh followed, "or I might just show you how monstrous I can be…" a soft, animalistic growl resounded through the woods. "Yeah, I like the last one better…"

"No! No please!" He cried as he kept running. He knew he couldn't get away but at least he could delay it. There was a blur and narrow crimson met wide, panicked hazel and the man slammed to a halt but not before the thing got him in its grasp. "P-Please no! NOOOOO!" The sound of skin giving way under razor sharp fangs, slurping, and the last sounds of mewls of protest filled the trees around them before it was all erased as the peaceful sounds of the night obliterated any traces of what had just occurred.

*Cross Academy the next morning*

"You wanted to see us, Chairman?" Kaname Kuran asked in his usual silky tone leaning against the wall in a discreet action of trying to get as far as possible from a one Zero Kiryuu, his arch enemy. He truly didn't despise the ex-human hunter who refused to accept what he was as much as he said. It was truly tragic, really. He had so much potential if he'd just accept it. It was a shame to see all his talents and beauty go to waste because he hated himself. Such a shame… Well, there was nothing for it. If he wanted to be angsty and depressed, then that was his problem not Kaname's. Still….such a shame. He'd make an excellent vampire.

"Why, yes. Yes I did." The chairman said chipperly as per usual.

"Well, can you hurry up and get to the point? I'm sick of standing here with this pureblood bastard!" Zero hissed darkly.

"Zero, you're so mean…" Chairman Cross said softly before getting back on topic. "Anywho…" he said. (Zero: Did you just say anywho? That's like the gayest word in the world… C.C. (Chairman Cross):T.T Kaname: Zero, behave! Me: Get back to the freaking story!) "There are two things. One, I would like the two of you to investigate a string of killings in the near area. And, I wanted to let you know that there will be a new pureblood arriving this evening. Kaname I'm sure you know, Heiress, Elysium Constance?" Kaname nodded. "And according to her records, she's quite a handful, so Zero I'm temporarily transferring you to the night class to aid Kaname in keeping an eye on her."

"What? No, no, no, no, no, no, no!" He yelled. "Where am I even supposed to sleep? If I sleep alone, they'll surely kill me!" He protested.

"Erm…Kaname, you're more…indestructible than I am…you tell him." Zero could already tell that he wasn't going to like this.

"Chairman Cross and I spoke about it earlier and have already made arrangements for you to stay in my room." He said, as his sentence was followed by a chair being thrown at him, which he coolly dodged.

"No way in hell I'm going to-"

"Share a room with that pureblood bastard…am I correct?" Kaname said in annoyance, "and I don't like this any more than you, but for the sake of peace, I'm willing to tolerate it temporarily." He said icily.

Zero sighed in defeat as he stomped out to pack his bag, muttering curses at Kaname.

Said man turned to the chairman. "This better work, Kaien…" Kaname said. "If he only winds up hating me more after this, I'll be very upset…" Kaname sighed.

"Don't worry about a thing, Kaname! It's all gonna work out great! Just you watch!" He said.

Me: What do you guys think about my first chapter? What are Kaname and Kaien planning, hmmm? What about this delectable new pureblood? What's with that? You'll just have to wait and see. Sorry it's kinda short. It's only the first chapter.