AUTHOR'S NOTE: Blame me not, my friends, I lost my phone, so I'm rather distracted, so have an old never-before-posted fanfiction! ^^ enjoy the very un-me parings!
Finn was sitting on his couch, stomach swollen with ice cream, when Fionna burst in the door. "Finn!" She yelped, breathing heavily.
"Whoa, Fi, sit down! You look exhausted!" A thought occurred to him. "You didn't run all the way from Aaa, did you? All the way across the Desert of Doom?"
She nodded, coughing as she sat. "Something terrible, Finn..." She swallowed and took several deep breaths. " Gumball's been getting these little gifts, and I saw one of the tags, and I recognised the handwriting, and I think it's, of all people, Incendia."
Finn felt something in him jerk painfully. "No way... what kind of gifts?"
"Well, first there was this little set of red and gold cuff links, right? Then there was this weird poem all about how pink is just another shade of red and they melt together at the slightest touch. And he got these Lava Lillies, which is when I realised I should look into it rather than just sitting around agonising over it. Then, there was this really huge red and gold and orange teddy bear, and now that's on his bed, and I saw the tag. She hasn't signed it, but it says, 'To dear Prince Gumball, my heart beats for you.'" She finished.
As she spoke, Finn's face went from normal colour, to pale, to pinkish, to red, to slightly purple, to red again. "Oh, wow, this is not good." He groaned, taking off his hat and running his fingers through his hair.
"Uh-huh." Fionna agreed.