A/N- A few notes of worth:

This story was originally posted onto AshGopal's profile, and is a collab both her and I worked on featuring out two OC's. Unfortunately, she took down her OC's origin story so you can read more about her, but just know that she's a badass MOFO. :P Seriously. But just for some background info, Hitomi is from the Naruto universe, Soma is from the One Piece universe. Soma is regarded as Hitomi's little brother.

Second, the chapters are formatted in a sort-of interview questionnaire, so they may look a little funky. That's intentional. But you know. If you don't like it, that's cool too. You don't have to read. :)

Third thing, THIS STORY IS A CRACK FIC AND IS NOT SUPPOSED TO MAKE ANY SENSE. OOC-NESS ALL UP IN THIS BITCH. This was just a fun little project both her and I worked on for the hell of it, and it was really fun to do, so I hope you do still enjoy the randomness. :)

I DO NOT OWN HITOMI OR SOMA. They are the creative property of the very lovely AshGopal. Go check out her stuff. :D

Onwards!

Summer and Hitomi sit peacefully at a local cafe, drinking lemonade and snacking on salads. Soma can be seen further down the main street, showing his guns to the older children of the town. The sun shines and a gentle breeze blows by, but both of the Supernova are too absorbed in each other's company to notice.

"So, you really are from another world, huh? That's insane! What's it like? How is it different from ours?" Summer asks, taking another bite of her food.

"Hn. In my world, there are not really any pirates. A majority of the population are ninjas, trained in the art of fighting through one's own power." She took a sip of the fresh lemonade the cafe was so known for, smacking her lips at the sweet taste.

"Is there a big government that rules the world?"

"No. The continent is separated into several countries, each allying themselves with an element of the natural world. Fire, Water, Wind, Earth and Lightning."

"Wow, that sounds pretty cool." Summer smirked, looking over to Soma who was helping a few teenage boys aim guns of their own. "What about Soma? He's from this world, right?"

"Yes. I have been his guardian ever since his previous one entrusted him to me before his death."

"Well, I bet he really enjoys having you around to protect him. He seems like a nice boy." She sighed wistfully, watching him interact with the other children. "Hopefully his childhood was a happy one."

" I am trying my hardest to make sure that it is. And you. I heard that you had escaped from the notorious prison 'Impel Down'. According to Soma, it is the most impenetrable stronghold in this world."

"Yeah, but it wasn't all me. Luffy broke into the prison trying to rescue his brother, and he made a huge chaotic mess that made me able to escape in the first place." She chuckled, remembering a previous event. "And it isn't as impenetrable as you may think. I mean, their damn elevator code is 1-2-3-4 for crying out loud."

Hitomi stared back in amusement. "My previous world wasn't much better to be honest. It seems that the most complicated things have the most mundane weak spots."

"I agree." Summer said, finishing the last of her salad. Further down the road, there was a large kickup of dust as something moved very fast in their general direction. Soma, noticing this abrupt disturbance, subtly removes himself from the group of children and strategically positions himself between the quickly approaching object and Summer and Hitomi.

"What the hell is that?" Summer asked, pointing towards whatever it was.

Soma glares at the object. "No idea, but somehow I feel that it's not gonna be good."

The object was nearing the cafe at this point, and underneath the movement the three could hear words being shouted.

"Hitomi-sempai! Summer-sempai!" A distinctly male voice called, and they saw a flash of green hair in the dust.

"Hn. Bartolomeo. It's been a while." Hitomi apathetically glanced at the gushing male.

"God, it was just you, Barto-san. You almost gave me a heart attack." Summer irritatedly huffed, placing a hand on her chest.

"Tch. Freaking chicken. What do you want with Big Sis and Summer-san?" Soma scowled.

Summer chuckled, waving a hand at the younger boy. "No worries, Soma. Bartolomeo is harmless. He just gets a little emotional." She turned to the sobbing form. "What did you need from us?"

Bartholomeo emotionally sputtered some nonsense.

Summer nodded her head sagely. "Ah. I see."

Hitomi stoically regarded him. "Alright. We'll do it. But only just this once."

Soma turned towards them, dumbfounded. "What the hell? You understood him?" The two nodded, and Soma shook his head in confusion. Behind him, the still-sobbing Bartolomeo rushed off to wherever he came from, still sputtering nonsense. Soma pouted.

"Well, what does he want?" He crossed his arms across his chest, looking between the two ladies.

Hitomi and Summer glanced at each other.

"He asked us to interview the Supernovas." Summer nodded.

"And we accepted." Hitomi gave him a little smile in reassurance.

Soma stared at them in disbelief, then facepalmed.

"This is going to be a very long week."