Author's Note: Erm... Don't laugh your lungs out?
Disclaimer: Naruto does not belong to us... isn't that sad?
Akatsuki's Poem
I'm Pain, the AKATSUKI'S leader.
If you see me you're a goner.
My subordinates, are named one by one.
And don't be impatient, or I'll have fun…("Muahahahahahahaha…")
Itachi, the Uchiha, who massacred his clan,
Honestly speaking, I don't give a damn.
Kisame, the traitor of the Seven Shinobi Swordsmen,
If he wasn't half-fish, I'd curse him to be a clam.
Sasori? Oh, that puppet guy.
He'd give no mercy, even to a FLY.
Tobi, that loudmouth moron.
That sissy, he can't even SCORN.
Kakuzu? Oh! The one with five hearts?
We're lucky he doesn't have the same number of BUTTS.
Zetsu, the one dyed black and white?
He's so timid he wouldn't hurt a MITE!
Hidan, oh he's so funny!
Licking his scythe, the earth, and his fanny!
Konan, her beautiful origami…
Wouldn't give it up, even for her MOMMY!
Deidara? The last one in the gang,
Always saying:
"ART IS A BANG!!!"
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