Star Wars
Episode IV: A New Hop
Chapter 1: The Beginning
The usual Star Wars credits come up and is voiced by Aku Aku.
Aku Aku: A long time ago, in a galaxy far, far away…
STAR WARS!!!
Episode IV: A New Hope
It is a time of civil war. The Rebel Alliance, attacking from some barrier moon, has won their first victory against the Galactic Empire. They stole secret plans containing the information on the Empire's ultimate weapon: the Death Star. Wait a minute. Why am I telling you this? You all know the story of this famous movie series. I don't see why I have to repeat the whole opening again. Anyway, enjoy the program.
Cut to the area above Tatooine and we see the Tantive IV being pursued by an Imperial Star Destroyer. We all know what happens. Inside the craft is C-3PO, who is portrayed by Ratchet and R2-D2 being portrayed by Clank.
C-3PO: Did you hear that? We got hit in the main engines! We're going to die!
R2-D2: Beep. Boop. I can't believe I'm stuck with someone as cocky as you.
C-3PO: Hey, you don't see me talking about your problems, now aren't I?
R2-D2: Can't you see we're being boarded?
C-3PO: Oh, yeah. Forgot about that.
The Tantive IV is being boarded by the Star Destroyer. Rebel troops are preparing for an upcoming raid. Cut to four soldiers.
Soldier 1: I think I peed myself.
Soldier 3: Ohhh, come on! The Empire hasn't entered the ship and you already peed yourself!
Soldier 1: Hey, I can't help it! I'm scared.
Soldier 4: Oh, I thought it was because of your bladder control problems.
Soldier 1: Hey! You said you wouldn't say that to anyone!
Soldier 2: Cut the chatter! Stormtroopers will be coming in any minute.
Soldier 1: This is no way to treat someone on their first day in the Rebel Alliance. You could at least cut me some-
Stormtroopers portrayed by minions from Crash of the Titans and Mind Over Mutant come in and a huge gunfight ensues.
Soldier 1: Aww! I did it again.
The Rebels retreat and the stormtroopers pursue them.
Next Time:
Escape to Tatooine