The 12 days of XmasREVAMPED

by Hand Over The Stimulus Money

In the view of a trumpet player..

On the 1st day of Christmas my BD gave to me a peace treaty between the trombones and me.

On the 2nd day of Christmas my BD gave to me two broken valves and a peace treaty between the trombones and me

On the 3rd day of Christmas my BD gave to me three newbie trumpets, two broken valves and a peace treaty between the trombones and me.

On the 4th day of Christmas my BD gave to me four bottles 'o valve oil, three newbie trumpets, two broken valves and a peace treaty between the trombones and me.

On the 5th day of Christmas my BD gave to me, five useless tuners, four bottles 'o valve oil, three newbie trumpets, two broken valves and a peace treaty between the trombones and me.

On the 6th day of Christmas, my BD gave to me, six dirty uniforms, five useless tuners, four bottles 'o valve oil, three newbie trumpets, two broken valves and a peace treaty between the trombones and me.

On the 7th day of Christmas, my BD gave to me, seven late geeks, six dirty uniforms, five useless tuners, four bottles 'o valve oil, three newbie trumpets, two broken valves and a peace treaty between the trombones and me.

On the 8th day of Christmas, my BD gave to me, eight broken batons, seven late geeks, six dirty uniforms, five useless tuners, four bottles 'o valve oil, three newbie trumpets, two broken valves and a peace treaty between the trombones and me.

On the 9th day of Christmas my BD gave to me, nine dirty gloves, eight broken batons, seven late geeks, six dirty uniforms, five useless tuners, four bottles 'o valve oil, three newbie trumpets, two broken valves and a peace treaty between the trombones and me.

On the 10th day of Christmas, my BD gave to me, ten cleaning snakes, nine dirty gloves, eight broken batons, seven late geeks, six dirty uniforms, five useless tuners, four bottles 'o valve oil, three newbie trumpets, two broken valves and a peace treaty between the trombones and me.

On the 11th day of Christmas, my BD gave to me, eleven tired marchers, ten cleaning snakes, nine dirty gloves, eight broken batons, seven late geeks, six dirty uniforms, five useless tuners, four bottles 'o valve oil, three newbie trumpets, two broken valves and a peace treaty between the trombones and me.

On the 12th day of Christmas, my BD gave to me, twelve total trumpets, eleven tired marchers, ten cleaning snakes, nine dirty gloves, eight broken batons, seven late geeks, six dirty uniforms, five useless tuners, four bottles 'o valve oil, three newbie trumpets, two broken valves and a peace treaty between the trombones and me.