YAY! My first REAL Maximum Ride story! I hope you guys like it! Enjoy!
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"How odd are you?"
The question, somehow, was the buzz of the school. That's how boring our little town was. It was the town of Redington, Arizona. In this little town, you farting in math class would be like Angelina Jolie and Brad Pitt divorcing. It becomes the buzz of the town, and then you'll be the idiot of the town for being so stupid. The last kid who was crowned Idiot was so embarrassed; he moved to Utah and changed his name. Some people said he was watching porn on his computer and his parents caught him doing some vey unmentionable things. Others said it was gay porn. Either way, it was porn, and he was doing something very wrong.
"Hello? Earth to Maxy? Are you there? Did your satellite break? Sometimes I feel like you zone out on purpose to avoid listening to me. Anyways, as I was saying, she was like 'Damn' and I was like 'Girl, you better go dunk your head in the toilet because if he isn't there tomorrow, then you'll be totally humiliated' and she was like 'RARARA!' and I was–"
"Nudge, shut up!" Angel, the youngest of us, yelled. She was supposed to be in middle school, but she was so smart that she made it all the way to being a senior in high school.
"Sorry." Nudge said sheepishly.
"How weird are you?" Dylan, an obnoxious guy who repeatedly asked me out, asked.
"No. I don't want what you're selling." I answered automatically. Everyone, even the teachers, were asking that question.
"Aw, come on Max. Did you even here about the contest?" he asked.
"No, and please stop asking me about how weird I am." A said.
"okay." He said, looking disappointed, and then turned as if to leave, but then turned back around.
"Um, Max do you wanna maybe catch a movie later or something…" he trailed off, giving me a hopeful expression.
I was about to open my mouth to say no, when both Nudge and Angel said "She'd love to!"
Okay, so here are the ages
Max, Nudge, and Dylan: 17
Angel: 15
That's probably all the characters in this chapter. Until next time! Good and bye!
