Jokes on you
Mako: Guess what we're going to play a game…
Sen: Ohhh do tell Mako~
Mako: We're going to do terrible pokemon jokes/puns, and we're going to see how far we go till either
1) We get bored,
2) Run out of jokes/puns or
3) You people getting pissed and throwing stuff at us.
Sen: My bets on us running out of jokes.
Mako; And mines people throwing stuff, cause some of the stuff we came up with is lame and/or confusing.
Mako/Sen; We don't own pokemon. Let's begin!
Mako: Ok since i came up with most of these(i know, me, miss serious came up with jokes, it's the end of the world.) I'll start. Ahem...Why was Arbok afraid of Jessie?
Sen: No clue…
Mako: Because she was throwing a hissy fit!
Sen: Ohhhhhhhh I get it hehehe...worst part is it's true. *Shivers*
Mako: Your turn…
Sen ...ngggg...oh i got it. What did Gyarados say to Nurse Joy?
Mako: I don't know what'd he say?!
Sen: How bout I give you a dose of your own medicine~
Mako: ok yeah I got it.
Sen: Oh oh do the one with the legendary bird pokemon~
Mako: Fine, but for the record folks, when i originally came up with this one, my thoughts on it was Not perverted...his were.
Sen: I'm sure they all knew that, you innocent naive girl. Now Ask the Joke!
Mako: Alright...Why was Articuno fighting with Lugia.
Sen: Don't know, do care, answer!
Mako: Sigh...because he was having a three way.
Sen:Wahooo~ It makes sense too.
Mako: When i came up with this one i thought 3 people relationship or even cheating on three different pokemon. Sen of course took it the wrong way. Now Sen you go.
Sen: Why's Geodude so cool?
Mako: Why?
Sen: Because he's a rockstar, dun dun dunananaaaaaa~
Mako: What did Paul yell to Chimchar?
Sen: Mmm mm.
Mako: STOP MONKEYING AROUND!
Sen: Starting to feels people's glares at our gastly jokes~
Mako: it makes you feel better that you got to use one of your favorite pokemon huh…
Sen: Yep~ Now can you make a pun about Poliwag?
Mako: I'll give it a whirl~
Sen: Do it or face my Wrath!
Mako: I rather Kiss a Poli-toad. We done?
Sen: With that one. Ohh yeah we still got the Lopunny one, do it do it!
Mako: Me and Lopunny are so cute it's not even Bunny~
Sen: Where did you get that one from again?
Mako: Kids Next Door(don't own) it wasn't my favorite cartoon but number 2's bunny joke still is engraved in my memory.
Sen: Wow you sure do have a happ-iny look on life. Why you're plusitively entertaining!
Mako: Why don't you and elctrobuzz buzz off! And though Manenetric is manificent, he seriously needs to man up….sigh…
Sen: Um Mako, something is stunky in here.
Mako: No, that's our comedy routine. Now before you people start throwing things at us(i see you…) Please enjoy our little skit between a pair of our fav legendaries…
Mew: I'm eating Ice cream~
Mewtwo: Me too~
Mew: I'm floating :3
Mewtwo: Me too :3
Mew: Stop copying me! T_T
Mewtwo: I'm Mewtwo -^_^-
Sen: Is it finally over?
Mako:Yep we're done...NOW RUNNNNNNNN!
Sen/Mako: *Dodges flying tomatoes...or in this case tomatos!* Please review/fav/follow...No FLAMES PLEASEEEEEEEE!