Once upon a time there was a pizza (it was Neville's pizza) and a lobster, and the pizza looked yummy so the lobster went NOM NOM NOM and the pizza was no more. THEN there was Minevera and the lobster and the lobster looked yummy so Minevera went NOM NOM NOM and there was no more lobster. and then Neville started to cry because the lobster ate the pizza and Minevera ate the lobster but she hasn't eaten Neville yet
cause he's still here.
but she will.
cause he cried. over pizza.
the end.