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Team Jacob Triumphs (Bella's POV, obviously)
"You are a fool. I shall kick your scrawny little disco ball vampire butt," said Jacob.
"No, Jakey," I protested. "Please don't hurt Edward. I love him!"
"Tough luck," he said as he ripped off his shirt.
"Now, Jacob," began Edward, "please think this through. You don't really want to kill me, now do you? Bella will be terribly depressed, you know. And I believe this will violate the treaty, won't it?"
"To hell with the treaty," snarled Jacob. There was a little poof and some smoke obstructed our view of him for a moment, but when it cleared up, there stood a beautiful wolf with reddish fur, starting toward Edward and growling for all he was worth.
"Eddie, MOVE! Hurry!" I screamed.
"Don't worry, Bell, I have this all under control!" said Edward as he climbed a tree. Good move. He knew wolves couldn't climb trees.
But, it turns out, they can slam themselves against trees to knock vampires out. And that's just what Jacob did. Edward screeched the whole way down. He hit the ground and…shattered? What?
I cried and flung myself onto the little pieces of my true love. "NOOOOO! HOW DID THIS HAPPEN? IT'S NOT LIKE HE'S MADE OF ROCK OR ANYTHING! HE CAN'T SHATTER!"
The wolf that was Jacob sat there with his head tilted, looking rather confused. Then he turned back into a shirtless human. I gaped at his eight-pack. He smiled. "I know what happened to Edward."
"What? What happened? TELL ME!"
"Okay. You know how Stephenie Meyer kept saying that he looked like he was flawlessly carved out of marble and all that descriptive crap?"
"Yeah. I said that too." I said. I didn't get the point.
"Well, I think he was. That's why he shattered. Like some crazy magic dude turned a statue alive."
"Ohhhhh." Was all I could say.
"I'm sorry."
"Don't be. I love you, Jakey. I always have, I just didn't want to hurt Stephenie Meyer's feelings by choosing you instead of Edward. But now I can because her precious Gary-Stu is dead!"
"Yeah…" he said. "Will you marry me?"
The look in my eyes said it all. But I said "Of course" anyway.
"Thank you," he murmured as he picked me up and twirled me around. "I love you, Bella."
I'm angry at Stephenie Meyer. How could she? Now I'm supporting a lost cause, thanks to her. The sole purpose of Breaking Dawn must have been to deter Team Jacob supporters, now that he's "imprinted" on his crush's daughter. It's all her fault. Why does she have to wind up with Eddie? STUPID oversized disco ball…
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