Welcome to my newest fanfiction… for iCarly. :) Take a look at it and let me know what you think? Please don't judge me too harshly?

Disclaimer: I do not own iCarly and if I did then the 'featured/special' episodes would actually last an hour, like fans hope and expect…

Bridge Hallow
Western Road
Rayeligh
Essex
SS6 2KL
England

Yo, Freddork!

So… Awkward…

It has been pleasant recently – what with you not being here! Actually, that is a lie… However, tell ANYBODY that I miss your nubbish tendencies and I will travel to England just to kick your butt. Hard! Do you want to risk it? On second thoughts, maybe me knocking the chiz out of you will improve that horrendous face of yours! Only joking… kinda ;)

So, I bet that right now your pants (or should I say trousers like the whacked up English?) are wet. Why? Because you've probably wet yourself, with excitement. I, Sam Puckett, am actually writing to you, like I promised – you didn't even need to bet with me about it! Feel special, dipwad.

Erm… Carly also says she was gonna say "Hi" at the end of this letter too. I think? I was eating at the time so wasn't paying any attention. But yeh… It may just be in the same envelope, save money and chiz. Let's face it; she's paying for the delivery, not me.

Anyway, common courtesy dictates that I should actually ask you something. For the first time ever: How are you? That was jank. I'm never asking you that ever again, it was worse than a shirtless Gibby. Who btw, hasn't put his shirt on yet (something about respect for your memory? Like I hear what nubs say!). As if I really care if you're ok anyway. Yeh, yeh… "That's disrespectful!" I said it for you, Fredwiener!

Also, while we're on disrespect… ignore the barbeque sauce stains on the paper. Although, you should've expected it really… LOL! Awww! I'm hungry now and the new ham Carly bought is calling my name so…

See ya, loser.

Sam x

Hey Freddie :)

So, how are you? How is England? How is your crazy mother coping with so much rain?

I suppose Sam didn't even ask how you were. I tried to read the letter she wrote so that we wouldn't be bugging you with the same things… She pulled it away before I even had a chance to read the top: "Yo, Freddork!" I guess I'll apologise for her, even when you're both on different continents. Sam will be Sam, though.

Despite this, we are all missing you like Crazzzzzzyyyy! Crazier than your mother, is our missing. Spencer is sad to see you go, he keeps hugging his fencing sword, trying to remember you. Then there is Gibby. He refuses to put his shirt on – he says it is his way to remember you.

Shirtless Gibby's aside, I miss you too! It just isn't the same without you. I mean, I'm not the only one who feels it. Sam is completely missing you more. She denies it, of course, but I can tell. So whatever she says, she really wishes you weren't in England.

I do too, just to reiterate. It feels far longer than a week since we said goodbye to one another. Still, I guess me missing you is a sign that we are still friends. Just make sure you reply to my letters! Or else I will have to set Sam on you!

Well, hope you're enjoying England. And I hope to receive a letter through the post with a Queen's head stamp upon it :)

Love from Carly xxx

How was it? Very different from my 90210 fanfiction? This was gonna be a one shot… now not so much LOL. Let me know what you think with reviews?

Also, I'll update soon… a reply from Freddie will be coming.

AND… This is based and inspired from a Harry Potter fanfiction: A Really Long Year. And also loosely from all the Seddie, Text fictions on here :)