Phoenix: Hi!
Maka: Huh? Isn't this supposed to be Soul Eater?
Phoenix: Weeeeelll, it's a Soul Eater cross-over...
Soul: Do we get any appearances?
Phoenix: I don't know yet ^_^;.
Soul: Not cool.
Phoenix: Well, I'm planning on other anime coming in, and you and your pals may get a mention...
Black Star: SWEET!
Phoenix: (Sigh) I don't own Soul Eater or any anime used in this.
Soul: Now sit back and enjoy the show.
Fullmetal Alchemist OST – Lurking
A rather large town hung quietly in a desert. The cool evening night gave refuge to those smarting from the heat in the day.
A single woman was walking through the town's streets alone. She was carrying only a purse with her and seemed slightly scared at walking alone.
Suddenly, a flame flickered in one of the lamps. The woman whipped around to see nothing was there. With a slightly quicker pace, the woman hurried to her destination.
Fullmetal Alchemist OST – Spiral of Truth
A malevolent grin spread in the shadows, and as the woman passed the grin, impossibly long iron claws slit her into pieces. Her blood splashed on the ground and the claws as her dead body parts landed on the ground.
A small glowing sphere rose from where her chest was. It was a cross between an ember and a sphere, and was blue. Hungrily, the being that had slashed her bounded out of the shadows and devoured the sphere.
"Hold it right there, pal," a calm voice ordered.
Now that the being was exposed, it was easy to see his features. He was a man wearing a tattered bear costume for some odd reason and had black hair and dark gray eyes. Long iron claws retracted into his fingers.
"Babuu the Ripper, we're here to take your soul," a female voice informed.
Bleach OST – Number One (instrumental)
Two people stepped into the light of the lamps. One was a beautiful teen girl with shoulder-length pink hair and sapphire blue eyes. She wore a long black trench coat, a pale tan shirt with a white shirt underneath, a rather short brown plaid skirt, white gloves and sneakers.
The other one was a quite handsome teen boy with spiky white hair and red eyes. He wore a black and gold jacket, red jeans, a pale yellow headband with the word "EAT" on it, and black and gold sneakers with the images of fangs on them.
Babuu merely smirked, bloodlust in his eyes.
"Are you going to come quietly, or do we have to rip your soul out?" the girl asked.
"Beauty, you know he's not going to come quietly," the boy reminded.
"Still worth a shot, Gasser," Beauty shot back.
Gasser smirked. One of his arms turned into a scythe's blade, black and red.
"Well, Babuu? Are you going to make this easy for us?" he asked.
Kingdom Hearts II Soundtrack – Tension Rising
Babuu smirked then leapt at Beauty. At the same moment, the rest of Gasser turned into a scythe with a silver handle and a black and red blade. Gripping the blade tight, Beauty swung the moment Babuu reached them.
Blood spurted from Babuu's side as he fell, and a red spirit orb rose from his body. Gasser came out of scythe and nommed on the soul.
End Soundtrack
"That makes kishin soul #99. We're getting close to meeting our goal, Gasser," Beauty pointed out.
"Yep. Just one witch's soul and I'll become a Death Scythe," Gasser commented.
Beauty strolled up to a window, breathed on it, and wrote with her finger 42-42-564. Ripples emitted from the mirror and a man with spiky, wild purple hair with black highlights and wore armor appeared in the reflection.
"Ah, Ms. Beauty Albarn! It's great to see you this fine night," the man greeted.
"Mr. Bopatchiggler, I'm happy to report that Babuu the Ripper was killed without too many casualties," Beauty reported.
Fullmetal Alchemist OST – Home ~en route to Risembool
"I see…very good job, little Meister. Just one witch soul and your partner is an official Death Scythe," Bopatchiggler reminded.
Bopatchiggler resided in a spacious room that looked like a pale brown floor underneath a blue sky dotted with fluffy clouds. There was one other man in the room with him: a tall, handsome man with ice cream on his head, and wore a black and gold jacket, jeans and loafers.
"Yup! I'm a little excited," Beauty added.
"I'm interested in seeing how you'll find a witch's soul. It's not very easy nowadays," Bopatchiggler admitted.
"Beauty, by the way," the other man in the room asked, "were you injured fighting?"
Beauty's peppy grin turned into a solemn frown.
"No, Softon. Gasser and I are fine for the moment," she responded.
Softon nodded.
"Anyways, good luck, Beauty! I hope to see you soon with Gasser as a Death Scythe," Bopatchiggler hoped as the communication channel closed.
Fullmetal Alchemist OST – Lurking
The purple-haired man sighed and looked at Softon.
"It's been several years now. Is Beauty still giving you the cold shoulder?" Bopatchiggler asked.
"She's still torn up over losing her mom and dad a little. I know it's my fault for not telling her, but she's 15 now," Softon reminded.
Bopatchiggler shook his head wearily. "It's been way too long now. I understand learning one's parents are dead and have been for several years now is one thing, but she's a grown Meister now, she has to put the past behind," he commented.
Softon sighed softly. "Then let's watch and hope she does well."
End OST
Beauty and Gasser approached a large mansion on the outskirts of their city. There were pumpkin fields dotting the grounds that weren't paths.
"Kinda creepy. Perfect for a witch," Gasser remarked.
Beauty rolled her eyes. "Okay, we'll have to sneak in. It's obvious the witch will have traps and spells about her place," she planned.
Gasser, driven by hunger for the witch's soul, ignored his partner and ran towards the mansion in the shadows.
Beauty groaned. "Gasser, come back!" she shouted.
Bleach OST – Comical World
A beautiful dark-skinned woman with long violet hair and gold eyes, wearing a bikini, sat in a bathtub. (A/N: Sorry for those who wanted to see you-know-who without the bikini. I wanted to keep it down to a T-rating, so I put her in a bikini)
"Pumpkin, pumpkin, soap!" she chanted, and a bar of soap floated in mid-air above her.
Moments later, Gasser came crashing in through the skylight and onto the violet-haired woman.
"Huh?" the woman wondered in surprise.
Gasser looked up at the woman and instantly got a nosebleed.
"Oh great shinigami!" the white-haired teen shouted in shock.
"Well~! I never expected to see such a kid in my house," the woman chuckled.
Gasser leapt out of the tub and wiped his nosebleed away.
"I'm going to snatch your soul for my Meister!" he growled.
The woman merely got out of the bathtub like it was no big deal. Cue another nosebleed from Gasser.
"Oh~? You're here for my soul?" the woman asked, confused.
"Duh! I'm one witch's soul away from becoming a Death Scythe, and I'm not about to let this chance slip!" Gasser responded, lunging.
The woman grinned. "Pumpkin, pumpkin, Halloween Cannon!"
Outside, Beauty watched as Gasser sailed out of the same skylight he entered the witch's house in. The pink-haired Meister groaned.
"This witch soul better be worth the trouble," she thought.
Bleach OST – Splaaaash Boogie
"Okay, here's the plan, we sneak in through this window…" Beauty began. Gasser nodded as he listened to the plan.
The purple-haired witch, now wearing a black dress chuckled behind the two, and Beauty looked behind her.
"Pumpkin, pumpkin, Halloween Cannon~!"
Beauty and Gasser hit the ground moments later after being launched.
"Ow…!" Beauty whimpered in pain.
Moments later, the two decided a more direct approach. Beauty, gripping Gasser's Scythe form in hand, charged into the mansion, only to get launched by another of the witch's spells.
The witch giggled as she watched.
"Mya, ha, ha! Yoruichi likes this~!" Yoruichi sang.
"Beauty, are you okay?" Gasser asked, concerned.
"I'll be fine, I've had worse spills," Beauty responded, getting up.
End OST
"Anyways, how do we get this one? It's obvious she's going to use that spell of hers every time to get away," Gasser reminded.
"We'll have to lure her into Death City then use the terrain to our advantage," Beauty decided.
Just then, Yoruichi began flying on her broom towards the city. Beauty facepalmed.
Kingdom Hearts II Soundtrack - Vim and Vigor
"Great, she's going to attack the city," Gasser muttered. He turned into his scythe form and Beauty, gripping it tight, ran towards the city.
Yoruichi was merely walking around the city, enjoying the sights.
Suddenly, she heard footsteps. Was it the Meister and her weapon?
Yoruichi turned around and realized she was much closer than she expected. The girl leapt at Yoruichi and swung her scythe. The dark-skinned woman leapt out of the scythe's swing and onto a floating pumpkin.
Beauty narrowed her eyes in anger. "I should have guessed. You're not an ordinary witch," she spat.
"Well, of course~! No two witches are quite the same," Yoruichi informed.
Beauty leapt and slit the pumpkin in half, knocking Yoruichi to the ground.
With speed nigh immeasurable, Beauty zoomed towards the witch and sliced her in half. There was no blood, but she crumbled away and revealed a black soul. Gasser came out of scythe form and chomped on the soul.
Suddenly, he began to glow. Gasser grinned as power surged through him…or so he thought.
"Uh, you guys…" Bopatchiggler's voice sounded.
"What is it?" Beauty asked.
"That wasn't a witch's soul. That was an enchanted cat's soul…which she has eight more of," Bopatchiggler informed from a window.
Beauty facepalmed. "That means we have to collect 99 more souls!" she realized.
Gasser groaned. "Not cool."
Soul: You...kinda cut their fight with Yoruichi short.
Phoenix: I know, I didn't like how drawn out Blair vs you and Maka was. Sorry!
Soul: Whatever.
Phoenix: Anyways, please review! This will be multi-chapter!
Black Star: Can I say the preview? Please?
Phoenix: Eh, why not?
Black Star: On the next chapter, a hyperactive knucklehead proves his salt...wait, I'm being replaced with a lookalike?
Phoenix: He was closest to you in personality, and I have plans for Lambada and Rem to show up later.
Maka: Next time, the hyperactive knucklehead appears! See ya then.