STUPID SKYRIM!
You know getting stuck in stupid cart then getting told you tried to cross a BORDER for no good reason and just happen walk into an imperial patrol I MEAN COME ON it's not like you were looking for trouble. It's too hard to just oh you know just say SOMETHING!
DAY 1
So I wake up in a random cart going to an head choppy thing. So I get out and it's just fine right sun is shinning the clouds are out, and you know only one guy gets killed right?! Then a DRAGON comes and attacks for a reason I don't know! (Please don't judge I haven't finished came yet)! Then you survive and its all sunshine and rainbows and lollipops! Right? WRONG! So when your with Ralof (aka ugly butt man) and AFTER he untied me told me "hey just grab a dead 'possibly'a mans clothes to fit on you". IM BLOWING MY MIND AT HOW DUMD HE IS!
DAY 2
So after I escape he says 'why don't you visit my sister for no good reason what so ever?!', then I set of to a talk jarl person, (who ever he is). It takes me AGES because a DUMB piece of shit tells me the wrong info so in have to go around every goddam person where to go, so finally at like I dunno 12:00am I finally get there, then I have to 8 HOURS before I can get in. WTF is with these people! Rather of gotten the DLC and died there instead.
DAY 3
Well, I had the WORST day, so I decided to some research on this place. Turns out Solitude is to far for me to commit my self so I really can't be bothered going any where.
Shout out to Petals of Sin who told me to sign up. Also inspired by a youtuber.