( for my good friend xkilluas aka Dia on tumblr ily )
''Honey I'm home!'' Diamond chirped as she came through the door of her and her husband's bungee gum palace.
''Welcome back~'' She was greeted with the pink stickiness of Hisoka's gum sticking to her waist, and swiftly pulling her onto Hisoka's lap. He rested his arm around her waist, and smirked seductively at her, ''I missed you.''
''Did you really?'' Diamond pouted,
''Of course babe, it's always lonely without my bungee gum princess here with me.'' He chuckled, giving her a tasty kiss on the lips. The kiss deepened, and only grew all the more apetizing for the both of them. Hisoka moaned hungrily into the kiss, to which Diamond moaned back. They got into a moaning contest, but it was obvious who was going to win.
Diamond pulled back when a blinding pink light shoned, Hisoka's schwing was too powerful. ''You should really calm that thing.''
''Sorry but once you get me started, it's hard to stop.'' Licking his lips, the magician pinned her down and was ready to have his way with her. All was well, until someone kicked down the door.
''HISOKA! I KNOW YOU KIDNAPPED GON! GIVE HIM BACK!'' Killua demanded,
Diamond pulled away, ''You... kidnapped Gon?'' she glared at him. Hisoka only smiled,
''I thought maybe we could fight him together later, I love seeing you beat people up. It arouses me~''
The purr that resonated from his throat sent a pleasuring shiver down her spine, ''Sounds like fun, but first I want you to bungee cum all over me.'' Diamond winked,
''Oh I plan on it.''
Killua ran away completely horrified, and mentally scarred for life. He'll save his boyfriend another day.