Females Living in the House: Ten.
Males Living in the House: Fifteen.
Residents in the House: Isaac TheLame, Kishy Quixote, Stacy Mairena, Sarina Rainbowz, Jakob Mcgolfzyson, Sammi Bolton, Logan Diggy, Lindsay Aguretti, Angel AR, Erman Sayin, Autumn Trueblue, Jack Plaza, Tyanna Secrets, Jagger Haxor, Andrew Mayfield, Sami Nova, Anthony McCole, Kane Wicks, Ben Tetris, Eric Guy, Amina Ribbons, David McIrony, Heather Phantom, Spencer Jack, Cole Sutcliff.
Total: Twenty-five.
Summary: This short fanfiction is about what it would be like if some users from my chat on Facebook lived in a house in real life with each other. Let's just say, a lot of funny, random, and screwed up events would occur.
Genre: Humor
It was a normal day in the 3DSPlaza Skype chat. The participants had just finished their school year at 3DSPlaza School for Faggots. The school taught children from kindergarten all the way to twelfth grade, so naturally, these students were in between the age ranges they taught, so they went to school together. Lindsay, Jakob, Stacy, and Sammi were in middle school, Isaac, Kishy, Sarina, Logan, Angel, Erman, Autumn, Jagger, Sami, Anthony, Cole, Kane, Ben, and Eric were in high school, and Andrew, Jack, and Tyanna were about to graduate high school. It was June 18th, 2015, only a mere two weeks after summer break started. To still keep in touch with each other, the students used their Skype accounts on either their phone, tablet, or PC. Everyone had just logged in that hot summer evening.
"Hey hey hey, hey Kishy," Isaac grinned over to Kishy's screen, where the intelligent girl was flipping through her book on atheism. She didn't even bother to look up at the homosexual.
"What?" she sighed.
"I finished my yaoi fanfiction on Red and Green from Pokemon, AND I got it published!" Isaac excitedly announced, showing his book's cover on screen.
"Whoop-de-freaking-doo, Isaac. Let's see how many horny men will show up by your door tomorrow morning, shall we?" Kishy sarcastically replied.
"I finally finished it! Celebratory sex, anyone? How about you, Jagger?" Isaac smiled at the dog. Jagger was a dog named Bolt who was very intelligent thanks to Kishy fixing up his collar to make it where his dog noises were actual human words. She also modified his brain so he could attend high school, and nobody asked any questions for some reason.
"NO, OH GOD NO PLEASE," Jagger ran away on all fours from his screen right before Isaac pulled down his pants.
"Yuck, please stop," Kane demanded Isaac. Isaac pouted and muttered something.
"I'll buy it!" Lindsay smiled. This made Kishy cringe a little by how messed up Lindsay, a twelve year old, really was.
"See, Kishy? At least Lindsay appreciates the art of fanfiction," Isaac smirked at Kishy, thinking he made her angry.
"I don't think two twelve year old boys touching each other's testicles is considered art."
"Is it safe to come back?" Jagger asked quietly off screen.
Jakob squinted his eyes at Isaac to see if he was about to do anything crazy. After a few moments, Jakob spoke up. "Yep, you can come out now."
Jagger wagged his tail and got back up into his chair. "Oh than-"
Isaac smirked again and opened a box, revealing his genitals. Everyone except Kishy screamed.
"OH GOD, WHAT IS THAT ABOMINATION?!" Logan shrieked, trying to look away.
"It's my dick in a box~" Isaac sang.
"OH HELL NO," Kane screamed, removing Isaac from the Skype conversation.
After a few seconds, Kane looked at the left side of his tablet where the text bar was and saw the gray text 'Spector is typing...'.
"What did that flaming homosexual type?" Sammi asked. The thirteen year old girl couldn't see since she was using her iPod Touch.
"Hmm... 'I'm sorry, I won't show my goodies in this chat. Instead, I'll save it for a chat with just you and me, Kane'... shit..." Kane frowned.
"Well, it doesn't seem like Isaac will pull any funny business, but just to make sure, is there anyone who can draw on the bottom part of Isaac's box so we can censor anything and know that if he stands up, to look away?" Lindsay suggested, raising up a finger.
Kishy sighed and grabbed her Surface Pro 2 to doodle over what would be Isaac's box. "There, it is safe now."
"I guess I'll add the tard-chinned jizztub back," Logan nodded, adding Isaac back. Jakob and Lindsay snickered at the nickname when Isaac came back into their video chat.
Isaac pouted and then asked the three what was so funny.
Jakob snickered. "He- hey, welcome back... tard-chinned jizztub,". The three immature humans began to laugh hard. Kishy scowled.
"Jesus Christ, calm yourselves," Kishy replied.
Autumn laughed a little bit and Eric started to type an erotic fanfiction in the text slide. While some people may consider this to be odd and immature behavior, it was rather normal for this group of people.
Ben Tetris has logged on!
"Hey guys, good news," Ben entered the Skype group chat all twenty of his friends were participating in. The participants looked over to Ben's screen.
"Ben!" Jagger smiled, wagging his tail. At least there was some sane people in this video chat.
Ben's entrance finally made Kishy get her nose out of her book and look up for once. "Oh? Hey, Ben."
"Hey Ben, what's up? You seem like you have good news, no?" Andrew smiled at his junior's screen next to Eric's, who was busy typing it up.
"Yes, I actually do. Just to add suspense and some filler for this chapter, I'll just let people guess, like four or five times," Ben broke the fourth wall. Everyone, including Kishy, got silent.
"Um... what chapter?" Kane asked Ben, wondering what he was on to get a silly idea like that.
Ben smiled and his pupils became bigger as he spoke in a bone chilling voice. "Oh Kane... nothing in this universe is real... we're not real... life isn't real, and everything that happens here is fake... this is all a dream, Kane... we never exis-"
"ben shut the fuck up," Erman bluntly demanded, snapping Ben back to reality.
"o-o" Autumn paused her yaoi fanfiction.
Everyone stared at Erman while he ate a raw onion like one would eat an apple.
"Ew," Autumn retorted, going back to writing.
"Should we just stop breaking the fourth wall so nothing weird and bizarre happens?" Angel queried. Everyone in the group chat nodded at Angel, symbolizing that they wanted Ben to just tell them.
"Fine. Anyways, you know how every year up to now, we never really contact each other during the summer?" Ben asked everyone getting back into character.
"Yes, and I'd like to keep it that way," Kishy replied, about to go back to reading her book on atheism.
"WAIT," Angel shouted, pressing a button. A few moments later, Kishy heard a faint beep behind her and she saw her book fading away from existence.
"Huh...? Angel, what the hell?!" Kishy's eyes widen, still staring at the night table where her book used to reside on.
"Oh, well you never listen to things so I asked Erman to attach a layer of invisible thread to every single book that will make the book fade away from existence if I press this button. Now will you listen?"
"Y-yes..." Kishy sniffed, grabbing some ice cream from the freezer and eating it as she thought hard about life.
"...well, anyways, since we hardly see each other during our breaks from school, I decided to hire Ribbons Mansion to built a house that we can all live in every summer just to hang out and stuff," Ben explained.
"Ribbons Mansion... you mean Amina's house? That rich girl in the high school building?" Sarina asked Ben. Everyone was interested now, even Kishy.
Ben nodded and smiled at the black haired girl. "Yes, Amina Ribbons."
"Amina? Ben, if you're trying to hit on the richest girl in our school, she's too good for you. Actually, every girl is too good for you. Even Kylie," Jagger interrupted Ben. Ben groaned, trying to keep his cool.
"Anyways, so I asked Amina is she and her servants could build an eight story summer house for us. I would describe it, but I'd rather you guys see for yourself. I don't think I told you guys this before, but I hear that it is getting done soon," Ben briefly explained.
"Hey, this actually sounds fun. When and where will it be done, Ben?" Jakob turned his head to Ben's screen. Ben flinched and began to stutter.
"W-well... you see Jakob... um... so I knew you had no pets or family members living with you so it wouldn't be much of a problem... and your new neighborhood was just so beautiful and... well... look out your window..." Ben requested sheepishly.
Jakob squinted his eyes at Ben and hesitated at first to get up, thinking it was a prank, but then is windows got dark and the thirteen year-old knew something wasn't right, so he abandoned his chair and looked out the window to see a huge house being sent down. After it got down a bit more, Jakob realized it was heading right on top of his house. "OH SHIT!" Jakob shouted, grabbing all of his expensives and shoving them in a big brown suitcase. He finally grabbed his tablet and shoved it in his boxers. Luckily, most of the items were cheap and he was quick, because when he ran out of his house, he still would have had time to spare if he were still packing.
"Um... you understand now...?" Ben quietly asked the thirteen year-old.
"You are so lucky that I still have my mom's house to live in after this summer," Jakob hissed into his phone's mic just as his house was crushed by the new, better house.
"Oooh, so what does it look like?" Lindsay, Autumn, Sammi, Isaac, and Sami asked at the same time.
"...I hate you guys. e-e" Jakob replied back, still staring at how beautiful the house was.
"OH COME ON, Jakob. Do it for your girlfriend?" Sammi begged Jakob with a cute voice and puppy dog eyes. She then told Jakob to look at the screen, so he did and saw that on Sammi's tab, she was holding a picture of a very familiar white dog wearing a pink tu-tu making puppy dog eyes... kind of like...
"Hey! Thanks me!" Jagger growled, barking at Sammi for showing his embarrassing picture.
"YES, ANOTHER EXCUSE TO WRITE A JAGGER AND ISAAC FANFICTION," Autumn fangirled over and squealed.
";-;" Jagger's face said.
Jakob laughed and then sighed, turning his head up at the house. "Well... it is about eight or seven stories tall, really wide, and is made up of grey and brown stones. About twenty nine windows with white borders around them. The entrance is like a white pillar with two golden columns on each side of the beginning doors. I'm not very good with descriptions, soooo uh... yeah," Jakob finished up, staring back down at his phone.
"Ben, when can we go?!" Lindsay asked in a demonic voice.
"You guys came come right now, actually. And hurry, Amina said she wanted to talk with you guys," Ben smiled.
"This is going to be pretty interesting! I've always wondered what it would be like to live with all twenty-one of you," Sami smiled warmly.
"Well, I'm not going, so make that twenty, Sami. I have better things to do than spend a whole summer living with you guys out of all people," Kishy turned her nose from the video chat.
"What? Why not? Kishy, you're never at any fun events. All you do besides school is scholar's bowl and study. Don't you ever have fun?" Isaac pouted and asked Kishy, actually curious to hear what her riposte would come up as.
"Said the boy who is a straight C student. And anyways, don't you guys think it will be a bit chaotic? I mean, the ages in this house vary from 12 to 19. That's a bit scary, and I don't want to get arrested. Plus, you guys living together in this mansion would be like a cat and a rat locked inside the same cage; eventually someone will get in trouble. I'm sorry, but I'll pass. You agree, don't you, Andrew?" Kishy turned back at her laptop, but focusing on Andrew's screen.
"Well... Isaac is kind of right on this one..." Andrew rubbed the back of his head. "I mean, I'm almost just like you, almost the same age, same nature, same grades, and I agree on you for most things... but I still go to fun events, like prom, field day, etc. I mean, you go to those events, but you hardly do much."
Kishy's eyes widen but quickly went back to their normal state. "Yes, bu-"
"Kishy, please come. Everyone needs a break," Lindsay tried to make clear of the situation.
"Hm... I mean, as long as Ben and Andrew are going to sort out anything that goes too far, I guess it won't be a problem..." Kishy began to break out of her shell.
"Kishy, Kishy, Kishy..." Sammi began to speak and chuckled a little. "Kishy, unlike most of the smart people in school, you're hella attractive. You have a tall body, you have an hourglass figure, and your legs are really long. I mean, some guys might not be a leg person, but I know most are..."
"What are you trying to say?" Kishy squinted her eyes over at the mischievous thirteen year-old girl.
"What I'm saying is that you need to get out some more so you can keep those traits. Nobody likes a Kylie," Sammi smirked.
"Yeah, Kishy. This will be an interesting experience. You have the most gorgeous body," Tyanna pointed out her hourglass figure and smiled.
"And hot," Logan added.
"You shouldn't be cooped up studying all day, you're fabulous,"
"And hot."
"Your intelligence and maturity are higher than most of the teenagers in your class."
"And a hipster. I mean, that might be a downside," Isaac added rudely.
"Shut up, the smartest thing to ever come out of your mouth was a penis, Isaac," Kishy hissed at him. She then sighed.
"Kishy, relax. Everything will be fine. Plus, is there really anything you have to do this summer? All of us have finished our summer work already," Ben tried to persuade the girl some more.
"Um... not really. My friends besides you guys are all going to conventions for weeaboos and ponyfags... I guess I'll go. You guys need someone to stop any crimes from being broken. Alright, I'll go," Kishy sighed, regretting her choice.
"Well, let's g- huh? Where did you guys go?" Kishy asked, looking at everyone's screen. After scanning past Anthony's screen, there was Jakob's screen, and everyone was in it and standing by the summer house they were all going to live in for the summer. "How did you guys get there so quickly?" Kishy asked, quite surprised.
"Haha, Kishy, you fail," Eric smiled and waved into the screen.
"Well so did your dad's condom, Eric," Kishy hissed.
"OOOOOOOOOOOHHHHHHHHHH!" Jagger shouted.
"SHOTS. FUCKING. FIRED," Stacy laughed, high-fiving Jagger.
"Well, you coming?" Jakob pointing his Samsung Galaxy S5 back at his face.
"Yeah, I'll be there. Wait for me," Kishy smiled a little, logging out of Skype to pack her things she wanted to bring for the summer.
Meanwhile, by the mansion, the nineteen teens and preteens were having their own little fun.
"OH SHIT, AHHHHHHHHHHHHH," Jagger was running away from Lindsay and Isaac, who were trying to get the intelligent dog to dance to 'Party in the USA' with them.
As Jagger was running away from the two, Kane was stalking white people mow their lawns and Eric tried to snap some pictures of panties as some of the girls bent over.
Jakob, Ben, and Andrew were listening to Twitch Plays Pokemon on Ben's tablet, since Jakob and Andrew only had phones and it would be a bit of trouble to look on to one phone.
Sami and Tyanna were talking to each other about girl problems as Sammi listened, also wanting some life tips for girls.
Stacy and Autumn were learning more about each other, since the two had just met each other the previous month when she was visiting the high school building.
Anthony and Jack were trying to hit on the women mowing their lawns by stealing flowers from other people's gardens and trying to woo women over with them. Meanwhile, Isaac was doing this, but to men.
Sarina observed the nice sunset as she drew a picture of it on her phone. Logan kept the girl entertained by telling her jokes and humoring her.
And finally, Erman and Angel were playing ToonTown and trolling people online.
Cole was hitting himself in the head with a frying pan and shouting "LEEDLELEEDLELEEDLELEE."
"I see everyone is having fun, no?" Amina smiled at everyone as they were doing their own things on the lawn of the newly built mansion.
"Yeah, but... how much money did this all cost, Amina?" Stacy paused her conversation with Autumn and turned her head to ask the friendly Canadian.
"Oh, only a few million dollars!" Amina laughed. Everyone shrieked.
"WHAT?! Amina... I am so sorry if we made you bankrupt..." Lindsay ran over to Amina, got on her knees, and begged for forgiveness. In the background, Jagger was wiping his brow with his paw until Isaac tackled him and tried to turn on 'Party in the USA' on his laptop.
"Lindsay... stop please... it really isn't much. I have about 98.5 million dollars now. And plus, my family is huge and works ever so hard, so it will be more than that in less that two months. It's fine, really," Amina smiled down at the girl.
"Yeah, but is there anything you want us to do to pay you back?" Ben queried the girl.
"Well... um, I know this might be a lot to ask for... but, do you think I could join this summer party and bring along my friends Heather, David, and Spencer?" Amina asked sheepishly, waiting for an answer like 'no'.
"YES, SPENCER," Isaac moaned. This was when Jagger slowly walked away and dashed for Ben, Andrew, and Jakob's little area.
"No problem," Sammi asked, not looking up. "I mean, this mansion is huge as fuck, so why not? Plus, you have complete control over this, Amina."
"I have no problem either," Kishy countered, stepping off her bicycle.
"Kishy! You came!" Andrew and Ben smiled at the girl, happy that she was finally coming.
"Well, I have no problem with Amina, and that will be four sane people here, so yeah. Plus, I have nothing better to do and I was rather... curious to see what will occur here," Kishy retorted coldly.
"Great! So everyone in your group chat is here?" Amina smiled at Ben, since Benjamin was the one who requested this.
"Yeah, but don't we have to wait for Spencer, David, and Heather?" Ben inquired the rich Canadian girl.
"Don't worry, they won't be here until about nine pm. For the meantime, who's ready to take a tour around the mansion? You guys can pack your things first after I show you to your bedrooms where you'll be staying this summer."
After everyone nodded or symbolized that they agreed, Amina's guards opened the double doors for the twenty-two friends to venture. This was a start of a wild summer.
This was going to be a crazy summer, full of fun, random, sad, and humorous events. Starting June 18th, this would be a crazy, out of control summer. Who knows what these twenty will have in store? find out next tiem on total. dram- owait wrong show. e-e