(Iggy): Hey Francey Pants 3
Samiichan Cat (France): Hello Iggy. How are you doing this boring class?
Iggy: I'm doing ok I guess. Just not really getting math is all -3-
France: Math is evil. Eviler than Russia, Belarus and Prussia combined…
Iggy: Wow… that is scary! More scary than that troll that stalks me home from work T-T
France: Awwww, poor Iggy! Don't get raped!
Iggy: I won't get raped you dumb Frog! I only have to worry about that with you!
France: Iggy, I only put the moves on you when you're drinking silly!
Iggy: O.O that's even creepier!... Which reminds me…The baby is yours Fracey Pants .
France: WHAT THE FUCK?
Iggy: …Canada! I named the baby Canada! R U happy with what you have done!
France: I AM NOT –REPEAT- NOT PAYING CHILD SUPPORT! YOU TOLD ME YOU WERE ON THE FUCKING PILL!
Iggy: I thought I was! Aren't skittles the pill!... ^^;
France: DUMB ASS