Hi, I'm proud to do the first NCIS and The Simpsons crossover, but I didn't do it all by myself, I was helped by my sister (casketttiva128). I do not own NCIS or The Simpsons. Okay anyway…

ENJOY!

Homer drove back home from work. When he got near Flanders house McGee stopped him. "Sorry sir, but I can't let you go any closer." "What, why?" "Because we are questioning a suspect of terrorist act against US." "But I live in the next house." Then Gibbs came and said "Let him go." Homer went inside and then and asked Marge "What is that?" "Those NCIS agents came about 20 minutes ago." "Why are they here and what terrorist attack are they talking about?" "They said that Flanders planted a bomb somewhere that killed five people." "Are you serious? I did not think that Flanders is a terrorist." "Me neither." Homer opened his mouth to say something, but they heard knocking. Marge went to the door and opened the door. "Hi, I'm special agent Anthony DiNozzo, and this is agent Ziva David from NCIS (Naval Criminal Investigative Service). We are here to talk you about your neighbour. May we come in?" "Yes, of course," Marge stepped back and let the agents come in. They sat at the kitchen table. "You said earlier that Flanders planted a bomb somewhere that killed five people." "Yeah, we think so. How well do you know Flanders?" asked Tony. "Yes." "Does he have acting a bit strange?" asked Ziva. "No, not that I think of." "Have you seen any strange people or cars in the neighbourhood?" asked Tony. "No."

And then Bart walked in. Wow…was Bart's first thought when he saw an exotic woman sitting in the kitchen. With tanned skin and dark and curly hair and eyes almost the same colour, she was a beauty. "Hot…." Bart mumbled to himself. Marge spotted Bart. "Ah Bart. These are agents Anthony DiNozzo and Ziva David. Agents this is my son Bart Simpson." They shook hands. "Nice to meet you kid," said Tony, "So Bart, have you seen any strangers in the neighbourhood." "No I haven't." Bart answers. "Have you seen Flanders kids? They should been in home by now." Marge asked.

Meanwhile at Flanders' house

"Um... Boss I found some hooligans from backyard." Says McGee. "Ok, bring them in. Have you found anything useful too?" "No, boss. But we are still looking." "Keep looking. We cannot let this monster get away with murders of five naval officers." Then McGee went back to the house, five minutes later McGee shouted for Gibbs. "What is it, McGee?" Gibbs asked. "Look what I found." McGee said rising up wires and detonator. "I think we have enough evidence to at least keep him under arrest. What do you think, boss?" McGee said bagging the evidence. "I think good work Elf lord. But keep searching." "Yes, boss." And with that McGee went back searching.

Back at Simpson's house

"… Okay, I think that's all. If you remember anything what might help us, then call." Says Ziva and Bart says "I will." Ziva smiled awkwardly and uncomfortable. And then they went to the Flanders house. "Let's go." "Where?" "To theTheSpringfield Police Department!"

Okay this was Chapter 1 of all 13, it's going to be FUNNY and Tiva.