A Cabana Boy Summer

(Note, I don't own Harry Potter characters, I only write fics about them, JK Rowling has it all, but she's all the way in Britain so she doesn't know I'm writing this! Hahhaahahhahaha. Ha.)

(Any Buffy the Vampire Slayer references, such as the title, are completely not mine and are the property of Joss Whedon, a.k.a. GOD)

"Where are we going again?"

"Mexico."

"Like, across the sea, into the States Mexico?"

"Si, mi amiga!"

"Don't do that, dad. It's scary."

"But it's funny! Don't YOU find me doing a dance funny?"

"Yeah, sure. In the scarring and traumatizing way, sure." Hermione grabbed her heavy duffel and put it on the desk at the airport. Just a few days ago, she'd been laughing with her friends and kissing her boyfriend, Draco Malfoy. And now? Now she was at a crummy airport after five hours of bad traffic. Safe to say her mood was slightly less than cheerful. With the summer would come changes. She was getting her hair cut, straightened, and highlighted. Not that she couldn't do that herself, but her parents were making her not use magic for a while. Muggles. They didn't understand. A firm elbow to the ribs. She looked up into her dads eyes.

"Who know, Mione, maybe you'll find a nice attractive cabana boy to spend the summer with..." he winked and grinned, and she fumed.

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She was on the plane, watching some stupid B-class baseball movie. She knew torture, and this was it. Not to mention there were several scenes involving spandex. She used this time to write a letter to Draco, detailing the oh-so NOT exciting trip she was going to take, what her father had said about cabana boys, and how pissed she was that they wouldn't let her stay at home and mind the cats.

But at least she'd be back in time for the gig that was scheduled, and that meant seeing her boyfriend again, which caused a wriggly feeling in her belly. It was a happy feeling.

"Please buckle your seatbelts, we are going to be catching some turbulence soon..." the stern female voice sounded. Hermione groaned and clipped herself in, and put her writing utensils away.

Oh yes, THIS should be a fun trip...NOT...

Hello lovers! This is the sequel to the XanderCordelia Factor! And the title is from episode one of season three of Buffy. Xander makes a reference to "pedro the cabana boy" I just couldn't resist using it ;-P

R&R, and I will love you forever. Or just give you a cookie, but you know?

Shorty