Maybe some of the characters in these short chapters will be OOC, if you don't like that, don't complain to me if you actually decide to read it even though I warned you. Oh yeah, and there may be small mentions of yaoi, small though.
Disclaim: Anyway I do not own Prince of Tennis it belongs to Konomi Takeshi, I just use them to laugh at for my own entertainment -. – DON'T SUE! DX Anyway, let's start!
It was a normal day, just like any other day in Seigaku, if you could actually call Seigaku normal, Eiji was once again bouncing on his mini-trampoline, Oishi was watching from a short distance praying that Eiji didn't fall on his head or anything.
Momoshiro and Kaido were of course screaming at each other from something the other had said as Kawamura tried to break them up, but eventually they had finally broken up once Inui came and threatened them with a super remix of Akazu, this time it was a strange dark turquoise color. The peach and snake shrieked in horror before running away.
Fuji was staying closer to Tezuka than usual since yesterday he and Eiji saw a random girl talking to him shyly so Fuji stood there as a warning sign to back off, Tezuka of course didn't say anything but unfortunately was of course a little irritated but still, didn't say anything.
Ryoma was watching all of this happening with a bemused expression on his pretty face. He then got bored and got up to go annoy and show off to someone. Too bad Atobe or Sanada wasn't here so he could make fun of Atobe for being a Monkey boss and of Sanada for always following Yukimura around like a lost puppy.
Ryoma walked to the gate and looked out a little getting Momo's attention; the trickster of Seigaku walked over and stood beside him looking out as well.
"Who are you looking for Echizen, A girlfriend perhaps?" Momo started snickering a little and Ryoma fought the urge to roll his eyes.
"I was actually looking for you, I could have sworn you weren't here, I guess that's how much I actually pay attention to you." Momo felt his left eyebrow twitch a little but kept his cool.
"Well it's nice to know that you were worried about me, I mean I can tell by your face that you were dying inside with worry, 'oh where is my Momo-senpai, I must know, I'm so miserable without him! Oh Momo-senpai.' Ryoma frowned, he did not sound like that at all, and besides even if he did feel that way he would never ever admit it. Seigaku's baby just sighed then started towards the middle of the courts. That grabbed Momo's attention and he followed the boy with his eyes wondering what he was doing. But then his question was just answered, and now he really wished he hadn't wondered.
"Momo-senpai is a pedophile; he was having strange fantasies about me." There was silence then the sound of water spewing out from someone's mouth then the sound of quick footsteps coming towards him.
"NANI! What are you talking about Echizen! I would never ever do such a thing!" Ryoma looked up at him before sighing once again.
"Oh where is my Momo-senpai?" Momo's face turned a little red then hearing the younger one replicate what he said. "I must know, I'm so miserable without him! Oh Momo-senpai." Ryoma finished it off by shaking his hips a little for effect.
Even though Fuji had his normal face on, he was actually dying inside from laughter and glee.
"Nya, did you hear that Oishi? Does that mean Ochibi and Momo have been going out?" Ryoma heard this and turned towards him.
"No, Momo-senpai's just a pedophile." Kaido shook a little then, recalling a moment when he was young when a boy said to him "You better watch out, 'Kaoru-chan', Pedobear is waiting for you in your closet." Causing poor Kaido to cry and spend the night in his parents' room.
"Y-You stay away from me!" Kaido yelled, randomly to most people, but everyone just ignored him not really caring what he was talking about. Poor Kaido.
"I'm not a pedophile!" Momo yelled once again only to have Ryoma turn his back on his and hum to himself loudly, yes it was childish but he had nothing better to do.
Tezuka would have stopped them but he was like 'nah, I'm tired anyway, they'll break it up on their own, hmm, I wonder why Fuji was staring daggers at me yesterday when I was talking to my cousin.'
"Don't worry Nya, I'll support your relationship and make sure no one gets in the way!" Eiji yelled before glomping the life out of Ochi- I mean Ryoma.
"G-get off, Eiji-senpai," Ryoma said while trying to push his red-haired sempai off of him.
"Get off, Eiji-senpai…" Momo said also even though he knew he really shouldn't have, Eiji gave off a wide cat-like smile.
"AWA! MOMO'S GETTING JEA-LO-US~" After that he started jumping around happily while Oishi stalked him trying to calm him down.
"I AM NOT! I… I was just annoyed because you were in my way of seeing." Eiji looked back.
"Seeing what?" He asked happily. Momo looked ahead and tried to look for something before spotting something, he grinned a little.
"The pole." And that was the first ice still silence that the whole tennis club had in a while.
PFFT I realized that these chapters are just going to be a bunch of… crack I guess you could say, absolute randomness and stupidity, so if you don't like that kind of stuff, I mean if you only like *shivers* Plot lines (dun dun duuun) and not random things then I suggest you not read the rest of the chapters XD.