Lincoln had just gotten home from school.
"After a long day like mine, A kid can develop quite the appetite!" Lincoln said to the fourth wall.
He began digging through cabinets and pantrys looking for a possible snack. Tomorrow was grocery day so obviously nothing is there.
"And sometimes when theres nothing there you just have to eat someone elses stuff."
Lincoln reached way back and grabbed Lynn's last sports bar, it was obviously stale and hard as a rock but who cares? Its food. He smiled as he peeled away the wrapper and went to leave.
When all of a sudden he slipped in a pile of used tampons. "Aaaaaahhhh!!!"
Lincoln fell hard...and something was inside him now.
"Ah shit, You see? this is when its nice to have a lil nasty ass bitch to do the dirty work...LANA GET YOUR DISGUSTING ASS DOWN HERE BITCH!!!!"
Lana rushed down the stairs and into the kitchen. "Yes Lincoln?" She then gasped at the beautiful sight of a sports bar, half embedded in Lincoln's anal cavity.
"Eat this out for me." Lincoln said.
Lana took no time at all! She dove in and began to eat the sports bar out of his ass. She dug her tongue deep into his prostate trting to get every last crumb and drip of shit. This certainly wasnt Lincoln's first time having something eatin out of his ass.
"All clean brother!" Lana said.
Lincoln smiled "thanks Lana."
At that moment another Lincoln appeared in an orange tux with an orange fedora with a feather, along with snake skin boots and a diamond tipped cane. He had a grill of platinum and gold, he had a pair of fly shades as well as hands covered in rings. and he had necklaces of gold.
"Ight this lil funky bitch is comin with me i need kinky bitches like this." Other Lincoln said.
Lincoln pissed his pants as Lana was taken away. Lincoln then went upstairs and molested his retarded sister Leni.