Korekiyo Shinguji sat in his apartment, on his couch. He was bored with his life. He had just spent the day fapping to pictures of his sister because he was relying on Angie to pay for his apartment.

But one thing caught Korekiyo's eye. The one thing he actually bought. A large life sized Peter Griffin figurine. At the same time, Maki visited, kicking open the door after shooting it open with a machine gun, and entering.

Then an idea clicked in Korekiyo's mind.

"Maki-san, I have a surprise for you. Close your eyes." Korekiyo said.

Maki did so, covering her eyes commenting "Don't try anything suspicious, I don't trust you.."

Korekiyo picked up the life sized Peter Griffin figurine, walking over and slamming it onto Maki Harukawa's head at full force. This splattered blood everywhere, killing Maki instantly.

Ouma walked out of the air vent, commenting "Hey Korekiyo, I'm here to pick up the Peter Griffin statue I purcha-what the fuck"

"it was needed to do" Korekiyo responded.

"korekiyo this is going to downgrade the price it has thot blood on it now" Ouma noted.

"heck" responded Korekiyo.

So Korekiyo sold the statue, only getting $50 for it. Everyone ignored Maki's body until Kirumi got home from work, because she was the only one who actually cared to clean it up. Gonta and Iruma screamed like pussies when they first saw it.

Korekiyo Shinguji sat in a therapy chair, looking over at his therapist. "It all started when I wanted to fuck my sister and bought a life sized Peter Griffin statue.."

"Korekiyo," said his therapist, Gundham. "I've decided to retire."

"I just hired you." Korekiyo said.

"I'm aware." responded Gundham.

The SHSL Breeder ran out and jumped out the window.

"do you ever wonder who had the idea for the bee movie" Korekiyo said, cracking open a cold one with the boys. Gonta and Kaito sat in the other chairs, facing him.

Gonta responded "A genius."

Kaito said "why am i here where are kaede and shuichi"

"you can't leave the bro club kaito we made a pact" said Korekiyo.

"you drugged me and made me dab while putting my dick in a cactus" Kaito responded.

"Don't lie like that.." Korekiyo demanded.

"..You were on top of a truck as well, which we taped the cactus to." ended Korekiyo.

"my dick still kinda hurts though" Kaito responded.

"what the heck am i doing in life" Korekiyo said, laying his back against the wheel of his car. He was driving it through a preschool at the time, mercilessly running over a total of 47 children, not giving a single heck.

"is it because i'm old" Korekiyo Shinguji continued.

"wait no i'm like 19"

Then the car went flying off of a mountain outside of the preschool and blew up.