Zim was feeling unnaturally happy, as if he'd just taken over the wold, or maybe enslaved the human race. He almost wanted to sing! But he didn't, because he was Zim.
"Hey, Zim!" It was Dib, walking up to the door. Zim felt a teeny little tiny bit less happy.
"The Dib! How dare you interrupt my joy!" He said. Dib stared at him. He was confused by his rivals suddent happiness. He looked at Zim's head to see if he had a brain probe or something. He did.
GIR walked out, sipping a Suck Munkey. He seemed a bit guilty.
"Master's hat makes him look weird! He didn't want me to put it on, and now he's all happy! It's weird!" The tiny robot screeched. It really was. But Zim had went back inside.
"What about Nick?" Asked Dib. GIR shrugged, but then Zim came back out with some alien ray gun.
"You disrupted my happiness, you big-headed beast!" The irken shrieked, pointing some type of alien ray gun at him. He fired it, but when it hit his head it bounced right off and hit GIR in the face, creating a small hole.
Zim fired again. It missed once again, blasting a huge hole in the house right next to him. Whoever lived there wasn't inside at the moment, though.
He kept on going, missing his target all over and over again.
"Woo-hoo! I'm so happy!" GIR was reduced to his head and nothing more. No, he didn't die, fangirls. Don't worry.
Eventually he hit Dib, it killed him, it bounced off his dead head, and killed Zim.
The End
Oh crap what horrific thing have I just made?