307 years ago vivian and souda do a sex took place

then souda got ditched and now sammy and vivian did a sex for the past 307 years and on going

but now the new war between trump and komaeda's forces rebegins because nobody aged for some reason

Luigi stood in the halls of the mansion, firing out his machine gun shooting the innocents in front of him. "Die, niggers!" he yelled as they all fell bloodily. Hillary Clinton fled for her life, but was met with an ax to the throat by Paul Blart, cutting her head (not) cleanly off.

"We got these niggers good, Luigi." Paul Blart said. "Let's go back to Master Trump's base now."

"You got it nigga." Luigi responded, the two running off to exit the building.

However, a figure was watching from afar.

later

"You did good." Trump said to Blart and Luigi. "I will allow you a full seven seconds of sucking my dick as reward for your efforts against Komaeda's forces. Both at the same time. Take your pick of any of the five I have."

"Yes, Master." both responded, walking forward.

before this fan fic started 307 years ago

Byakuya Togami walked over to Sammy's ashes, dabbed, and then he revived.

back to the present

Miles Edgeworth kicked open the door, seeing Blart and Luigi sucking Donald Trump's five dicks. "Disgusting." he commented, pulling out a rocket launcher and firing it forward, blowing up the three.

"Master Komaeda shall be pleased." the Prosecutor said, flying away on a skateboard out the window, while riding a dolphin at the same time.

Phoenix Wright got out of hiding, looking out the window. "..He's back." thought Nick.

But then Teruteru ran over him with a lawnmower that he accidentally drove into the mansion while mowing the lawn, which wasn't anywhere close to the mansion itself because he was mowing a lawn over in Idaho.

later

"My nigger senses are tingling." said Edgeworth, before suddenly being attacked by Waluigi as he stood in Komaeda's base. Miles Edgeworth kicked his head off, killing him instantly.

"that was the nigger"

later again

Maki Harukawa existed, but then got hit by a bus and died painfully.

later again again, this time in komaeda's main base room

Komaeda sat on his throne made of bagels, chilling as he watched the destruction of another universe. "Ha, gay." he said, firing out a beam to blow it up instantly.

Miles Edgeworth walked in, saying "hey beter"

"what the fuck did you just fucking use a beter meme at me" Komaeda said, firing out his laser eyes. Miles blocked it, pulling out a knife and stabbing Komaeda 909213080 times in the chest.

Sans Undertale kicked open the door with a lightsaber and ran over to stab Miles, but he was stabbed 9029340923094023940 times in the chest and died painfully.

Then Maki Harukawa revived, but then Miles stabbed her 999992392039402349083215910385104750147501347610475014760136014736714057130518340513405139450134950139451034950134950134951305491035913059120492059130591034951038451049510349509 times in the chest too.

Peacock, the shadowy figure from earlier, kicked open the doors with a rocket launcher and fired it. But Miles Edgeworth prepared his knife again, stabbing the missile 9091203910293 times before exploding.

"ha weak" said Peacock, only to see a Super Saiyan Miles Edgeworth standing in the settling smoke.

He blinked, erasing Peacock from existence.

later

Korekiyo rode his sister his car through space, loudly listening to the entirety of Gorillaz' Demon Days, accidentally running over three children that were just standing on a sidewalk because he doesn't give a heck.

But then the fusion of Komaeda and Sans appeared, flicking forward to blow up Korekiyo. Miles Edgeworth floated behind him, facing him with intensity. Then Guy Fieri drove in on a steamroller and ran over both, blowing up the universe.

Guy Fieri was the only one remaining.

He walked towards the screen, grabbing the reader by the throat, breaking their legs and dropping them to his knees. He pulled down his pants, grabbing the reader by the head and moving them closely towards his crotch.

"Welcome to flavortown."