Rule 1 : NEVER allow the rookies to wonder the base by them self.

Rule 2: This one goes for the silent ninja bots but please announce your presents in a room.

"I'm mostly looking at you crosshairs"- Rose Lennox

People are easily scared – Will Lennox

SEALS: Rule 3: Look very cool in sunglasses doesn't give you the right to be an ass to everyone, thank you

SEALS Rule 4: Check hair in any mirror you see DOES NOT include any reflective surface of the autobots

Rule 5: IF I SEE ANY MALE BEING ADJUSTING A SPEEDO IN SIGHT, you are dead, no one wants to see your junk shoved into a tight space.

Rule 6: I understand that government officials are ass-hats but please can we try to mange what we say and do around them.

Rule 7: Government official that are on my base please don't invoke my solider you also have to mind Rule 6 too.

Rule 8: This is for my Army Rangers if I hear or see you doing any of your "official" rules I WILL NOT hesitate to put you on suspension,

Rule 9: Make sure there is extra ammo and extra coffee.

Rule 10: Running through the base yelling "who's ready for a fight" or "we gotta a fight comin!" is not mission briefing.

Figs, Epps, Will, Eric, Jasper, Gabriel, I'm blaming you for this one. - Hunter

Rule 11: Just because it was on a science channel does not give the option to do on base no matter what person is willing to do it with you. ITS A NO. PERIOD!

Rule 12: Please don't use the autobots as behavioral role models for anything it will probably end badly for anyone.

Rule 13: If any pranks war are started please don't let them destroy the base it takes enough damage already and I rather not explain that we need something repaired because of said prank.

Rule 14: Rookies this one is for you, please be alert when walking in the parking area or any parking area for autobots some of them like to honk while you are distracted and passing by with coffee(or any drink)

Tip 15: This shouldn't be on here but it is, but please BEFORE any debriefing you have grab a snack you'll never know have long you'll be in there

Tip 16 : Murphy's law of anything can go wrong, will happen and it will happen worse than what you expect it to be

Tip 17: Refrain for the food fight, I hate stains on the wall and it really make red uneasy. IF YOU CAUSE A FOOD FIGHT ALL PART TAKING WILL CLEAN IT UP! PERIOD.

Tip 18: Playing pranks on your higher up (human or Bot) is not a good idea, I will allow them to retaliate. Don't believe me ask the solider that ended up tired to a flag pole by ratchet.

Tip 19: Be mind full of the games you invite the bots to par take in, Mirage cheats at hide'n'seek'

Tip 20: Wreckers are a force to mess with, please by all standards DO NOT PISS them off, I really don't want to fill out an accident report.