Me: S'up, Victorious fans! Here's a place where you can ask our pals at Hollywood Arts questions! Say hi, pals.
Tori: (waves) Hi!
André: Hey.
Beck: S'up.
Cat: (very enthusiastically) Hi, everyone!
Trina: Hi, love you people! (blows kisses)
Jade: Yeah, whatever.
Robbie: Hello!
Rex: What up?
Me: Okay, we'll answer any questions you have for us.
Tori: Just remember this is a K-rated story, so all questions must be K. If not, we'll have to ignore them. Sorry. (makes sad, apologetic face)
André: You can also dare.
Beck: Again, if not K, we can't do them.
Jade: Right. All must be K, and none can be dares for Beck to kiss anyone but me. (grabs Beck's shoulder and glares at other girls) If you do, I'll be forced to kill you.
Robbie: (appalled) Jade, this is a K story! You can't give death threats.
Jade: Watch it, Shapiro, or that puppet will get it. (points menacingly at Rex)
Rex: Bring it on, sister! I can take you!
(Jade gets up, grabs Rex, and throws him in trash bin)
Rex: Now that was not cool.
Me: (glaring at Jade) Jade, be nice.
(Jade rolls her eyes at me)
Me: So, anyway, send in questions or dares that are K-rated—
Cat: Or we'll have to ignore them! So, so, so, so, so, so, so, so, so—(I clamp hand over Cat's mouth)
Me: Sorry. Go on ahead and ask, and remember the rules!
If you ask a question or give a dare and it's not answered, that means I don't think it's K-rated. I'm sorry if yours don't get answered, I really am! I just want this to be a clean story for kids to read!