It was a calm, tranquil morning in the English country side. Everything was perfect; the birds were singing, the mansion was asleep, and all the dog shit was gone...

"Dude, there should be rights for transvestite rubber duckies!"

Ignore the beginning, press rewind, and listen to the horrors...

England was sipping his tea and feeding his caterpillars.

"I don't have caterpillars, these are my eyebrows!" He yelled at the beloved narrator.

-How can eyebrows be that big? The only logical conclusion is that you hired space unicorns to capture sun beetles so you could hide the fact that you have sparkle-lay rainbow eyebrows! That are totally fab-tab-ulus, by the way. So then your true love, Sir Francy-Pants, would move on, but, oh, his amor for you is too much! 'Sigh' True love! Oh, and don't you break meh fourth wall! I just fixed it and I don't have much duct-tape!- Yelled the fan-girling narrator.

England gained tick mark, "I do not have rainbow eyebrows, nor do I like, let alone love, the frog, an-"

"Ah, so Iggy loves me!" America yelled in his total hero voice, "Because the damsel in distress always falls for the hero!" America then leaped from the rafters, that weren't there before, did the Tarzan, swung into a tree on vine, and fell on the ground. Seriously were are these things coming from?

"Bloody 'ell, 'Merica! How did you get in here?" Yelled Britain, who was totally ignoring his new furniture.

Instead of answering the question, America face-planted, ahem, kissed the floor.

America wobbled to his feet, " Dude! Like, seriously, dude! You should, like, umm... listen, dude, listen... Dude, there should be rights for transvestite rubber duckies! Wow, dude, you should, like, feel my hair, it's, like, so fluffy!" He was now rubbing his hair and trying to get England to pet him.

Realization dawned on England, "Give me the bloody brownies, you git! It's not the 70's!"

"No! Iggy don't take meh brownies!" America hid his brownies, he failed.

"You git! Get out of my house!" England, somehow, tossed America out of his house.

England returned to his precious tea and he decided to look out a near by window... He dropped his teacup.

Outside there was a giant, red radish, with a long leg and two toes, squinty eyes, and the thing was eating Greece and his Greek army!

Japan flew to the rescue with Happy (from Fairy Tail) carrying him. Japan fought alongside the two demon butlers, Sebastian and Claud (from Black Butler). Together they defeated the kishen egg, with the most dangerous anti-evil weapon in the universe...

CURRY BUNS!

England swung open the window and yelled, "Stop battling outside my house, you bloody gits!

They stopped battling outside England's house...

... So they moved the fight inside his house... It's so much more cooler in there!

...so much for a peaceful morning.

"DOG CRAP TORNADO!"

So that's why the poop was gone and America was there...

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Yay, I'm not dead!

Just so you'll know I have not moved back to Hetalia :_(

This was created for my friend's birthday and I decided to post it online.

I will be posting the story I had created for my other friend, ddogirl, a few months ago, but I lost it... then I discovered it in the depths of my backpack! Then I lost it in a pile of paper... then I found it again! Now I'm procrastinating on typing it...

Well anyway R&R pretty please with countries on top.

and for your entertainment I give you an insane smile: €8