A/N: Woohoo, my first story online! This is just a quirky little idea that came to me while I was swimming today ;). I didn't make up the joke or the characters; I just came up with the storyline. Oh and by the way, this story has non explicit slash (guy-on-guy stuff) and dirty jokes. Just saying if you don't like one or the other (or both.)
Disclaimer thing: Ben 10 and Samurai Jack are both owned by Cartoon Network. If I owned them, Ben would be my bitch and Jack would make me breakfast everyday :D just kidding.
Heads
Ben and Jack were both sitting on a bench in the city station area at around noontime, and Ben was dead bored. Progress was slow today, and the most that the Fusion team could scrape up was more missions for their hordes of followers to faithfully accomplish. They'd spent the last hour sitting and counting cars until Ben saw a penny on the ground and reached down to pick it up. He flipped it into the air and onto the back of his hand once it landed on his palm. Looking down, he saw the small profile of Lincoln staring back at him.
A dirty thought suddenly popped in his head, and before he could stop himself he turned to Jack with a smile. "Hey Jack." Jack looked at him and Ben's smile widened. "If I flip this coin, what are the chances of me getting head?" Jack quirked an eyebrow at this question, Ben continuing to stare at him with a stupid grin plastered on his face, before he said, "The chance of obtaining head would be one-half because there are only two sides of a coin."
Ben stared at him for a moment before he burst into laughter, further confusing the samurai as he watched Ben guffaw for another minute and then finally calm down enough to tell him, "That is such a typical answer for you, but then again I wasn't really expecting you of all people to get it anyway." "Me of all people," Jack stated flatly. Ben shook his head while still smiling as he offered the penny to Jack.
"Here, you flip it."
Jack took the coin and flipped it, put it on the back of his hand once it landed in his palm, and then he and Ben looked at it to see tails. Ben was all grins as he said to Jack, "Dude, you got tails." But then Jack turned to Ben with a wicked smile that froze him.
"That means I got ass."
The penny landed with a clink on the bench as Jack tackled Ben to the ground.
~The End~
A/N: Yeah, I know. Ridiculously short. But in time my stories shall be longer, this I will guarantee! Critical reviews are encouraged. :P