Terezi x HalluciDirk
Requested by mulus3lus
AN: I wasn't sure who HalluciDirk was at first, but then I realized that must be what the cool kids call Jake's dream bubble Dirk.
Long after the unpleasant group discussion that took place in the dream bubbles, Terezi sat alone in her Hive. They still had to wait awhile, they hadn't even travelled half-way through the bubble. While she could see what the Mayor, Dave, and the others were up to, she felt like staring at her home. While she couldn't actually see it, the memory of it was as clear day. It was almost like seeing again.
"Whats this?"
Oh yeah. She wasn't completely alone. Terezi turned her head over her shoulder to face 'Dirk'. He wasn't really Dirk, Dave's Scratched Bro, but a figment of 'Jake's imagination. He gave himself the clever and, according to him "Ironically cool", name HalluciDirk.
"That's a book of laws from my planet. I wanted to be a Legislacerator when I got older, but with our Universe destroyed I don't really see a point in having these books anymore."
"A what?"
"A Legislacerator. I believe you would call them a "Lawyer"."
"Interesting."
HalluciDirk then went back to studying the tome, flipping through the pages with interest. An Interest Terezi knew was fake because she knew can't read Alternian.
"You know I can smell lies. you aren't really interested in that book."
"Why wouldn't I be? This is pretty interesting stuff. If I had only read this your race would seem like monstrous, bloodthirsty barbarians. Yet, you don't seem to act in the malicious way this book details."
"You can read it?"
"Well, yeah. It's in English."
Terezi peered over HalluciDirks shoulder just to make sure he wasn't shitting her. The large book now was in English, she could smell the odd letters from where she stood over Dirk. She decided it would be best to file this under "Dream Bubble Bullshit" for now.
"Well, it shouldn't be. You seem to alter things you touch."
And it was true. Instead of the blue wood that was normally in Terezi's Hive, where HalluciDirk sat was brown. A delicious chocolate brown in the sea of blueberry blue. She was tempted to taste the sweet color, when another caught her nose.
"HalluciDirk, Have I ever told you how delicious you smell?"
"Um, excuse me?"
"Your shirt smells like Orange Creamsicles. And so does something on your face. Yours eyes perhaps?" Terezi couldn't help but smirk at the last comment, she knew how sensitive Strider's got over there eyes.
"How would you know that? Aren't you blind?"
"Just because I'm blind doesn't mean I can't see."
"Actually, that's exactly what it means."
Terezi sat down and grabbed onto the Strider's shirt, licking the orange creamsicle hat pattern that was laced with black licorice. HalluciDirk stiffened immediately, not knowing how to act at all.
Terezi brought her head away from the pattern and climbed into H.D.'s lap. She closed in on him like she was about to lick his eyes, his face contorting into disgust, but then she backed off quickly and gave him a small peck on the lips.
"What. Wait, what just happened."
Terezi giggled, not answering the dream boy. She simply picked up her walking stick and went out for a walk, as HD began following after her completely flustered.