Okay, time for my first real fan fic. Puttin' on the big boy pants!

Constructional criticism is appreciated

~ON TO THE STORY~

3rd Person's P.O.V.

"Sly, wake up! We can't be late for the first day of softmore year!" Bentley yelled at the still sleeping raccoon. He knew he shouldn't of stayed up till 3:00 a.m. playing Little Big Planet, but it was totally worth it to get a number one rating in an online course. "Wake me up in five minutes turtle" Bentley breathed in, holding to curb his frustration, then blew out. "It's 7:00. We missed the bus. We're going to be late." At this, Sly sprung out of bed, flinging his underwear in the wheelchair bound turtle's face. "Oh you're so considerate Sly! You just know how I love seeing you naked first thing in the morning."

Under pressure, the racoon managed to take a shower, brush his teeth, and find clean clothes in under ten minutes. "Waaaaait... doesn't Murray... BENTLEY I WILL HAV E YOUR HEAD ON A SILVER PLATTER!" Sly ran outside to pursue his hunt of said turtle. "Hey Sly! Guess what day it is!" Murray belowed from the van, bouncing up and down excitedly. Sly facepalmed himself and looked up. "Is it hump day?" "Yes!" He just noticed Murray was wearing his special hump day shirt. "Get in you guys! We've got to get going!" Bentley said from the back of the van. Sly got in and handed Bentley his book bag. "No need to scare me first thing in the morning Bently" Sly laughed. Murray punched it, and they were on their way to a 7 hour prison.

~Time skip~

The gang arrived at Cherryville highschool at 7:40. "Why are we here so early anyways?" Sly half asked half yawned as they got out of the van. "I've been appointed to show some new students around school, and could use a little bit of help" Bently explained. "Does this mean we're gonna make new friends?" Murray asked excitedley, opening the door for the rest of the gang. "Atleast one. I hear she's a real whiz with robotics!" Another brainiac added to the mix? Sounds good. Maybe Bentley will have his first girlfriend. "Sooo, where will they be waiting?" Murray asked. "By the window" Sly said in a terrible deep voiced british accent. "No, they will be at the office. What are we gonna do with you sly? "Love me, feed me, never leave me." He had them all laughing until they reached the new students sitting on the bench.

"Hello, I'm Bentley. You must be Penelope, right?" "Why yes, how could you tell?" The young blonde mouse giggled, causing the turtle to smile. "There's a robotics manual sticking out of your book bag." Smooth Bentley. Real smooth. Murray made his way over to a very eccentric tiger with pink hair and checkered jeans. "Hi, I'm Murray, or "The Murray" if you wann call me that. What's your name?" "Brooke... Schmityworbenyaggermanjensen Nope! I'm sorry, it's Brooke." Murray had a huge grin on his face. Looks like the big guy has a new friend. Lastly, Sly made his way over to a stunning vixen in leather boots. "Hello miss, I'm Cooper. Sly Cooper," he gave her an eyebrow wiggle. "What may your name be?" "Carmelita Montoya Fox. Pleasure to meet you, Cooper." She extended her hand for a hand shake, but Sly took her hand and gently kissed it. "The pleasure is all mine, Ms. Fox." A slight blush tinted Carmelita's cheeks. 'What a charmer' she thought.

The bell rang, and Bentley and Murray escorted their new friends to class. "May I see your schedule, Carmelita?" She handed Sly her schedule. "Well, we have every class together, except second. It's not to far away from mine, so I can still walk you to and from class." He smiled at her. "Well, I guess it's safe to say I have an escort to my classes."

They walked to their Algebra 2 class with Mr. Otis. Today, they were just going over the packets, so Sly slipped Carmelita his phone, asking for her number.

Mr. Otis is going to hate me even more ;-;

Why's that? o.o

I really need to pee and I'm going to ask but he'll say no :c

Run out of the door screaming? ;-;

He'll follow... I'm pee shy

Find a bottle

Ewwwww that's just no ;-;

Hold it then! XD

Fine... but let's just talk about his hair do. Mmmm! I love me

some bald spots!

Carmelita burst into laughter, while Sly was taking imaginary bows for his oh so excellent performance. This angered the bull greatly. "COOPER! OUTSIDE, NOW!" Sly got up non chalantly and headed towards the door, but turned around with a grin on his face. "So does that mean I can go to the bathroom?" "NO!" Mr. Otis belowed. "I'll be back in a moment. Keep quiet." As soon as the door was shut, everyone started talking about what just happened. "Do you think he'll get detention?" "Of course! He always get's detention." "But never on the first day." Carmelita was the only one silent about the situation. 'What have I done?'

Mr. Otis glared at the young raccoon. "You know what Cooper, I'm in a good mood today. If you can give me a valid reason of why you interupted my class, I may lesson your punishment." Sly thought about for a moment, then said "I really don't have a reason. I was just joking around with my new friend." The teacher was shocked, but quickly rebounded back to anger. "Why you..." his face softened a bit, and he sighed. "I appreciate the honesty. I'll punish you later." He turned to head back into the class room before sly stopped him. "Does that mean I can go to the bathroom?" Mr. Otis turned towards him and smiled. "No. Now get back into my class room before I change my mind." Needless to say, Sly hightailed it back to his seat, and gave Carmelita a thumbs up to signal that everything was fine. For now.

So, first chapter. Good? Bad? So so? Either way I hope it was somewhat enjoyable. It is kind of

a slow start, but this was more of an introduction into a hopefully better story.

Later taters! Phantomhive is out.