I Have No Idea

"Yeee-hoo, I'm runnin'…I'm runnin'!" the tiny robot shouted while it ran around the control room and Alan and Adam were getting dizzy from watching it. The Doctor had taken his family and Adam's family to Star Rise Station III to watch a large meteor shower and Alan and Adam went back to the TARDIS to get the video camera Alan had left on the console. Just as Adam opened the door, the tiny robot ran inside and was now running up the wall, across the ceiling then down the other wall and Adam looked at Alan.

"Now what do we do?" Adam asked.

"Catch it!" Alan shouted as they tried to catch the tiny robot when it jumped onto the console and started pushing levers and tugging on wires.

"What's this do? What's that do? What's this do?" it asked as they tried to catch it when Alan grabbed it and held the tiny robot over the grate floor.

"Right, that will be enough," Alan said.

"Awwwww, someone needs a hug!" the tiny robot said as it held out its tiny arms and Alan shrugged, giving it a hug.

"Who are you?" Adam asked when the tiny robot's eyes and most of its body turned red and it saluted them.

"Gir, reporting for duty," Gir said and they looked at each other.

"Gir? What does that mean?" Alan asked and Gir's eyes and most of its body returned to the bluish green color.

"I don't know," Gir said then started punching its head with its fist and giggled.

"Uh…" Adam said while Alan shrugged then placed Gir on the floor.

"What is it?" Gir asked as it spun in a circle, pointing at everything.

"It's the TARDIS," Alan said.

"What is it?!" Gir shouted louder.

"I just told you. It's the TARDIS!"

"What is it?!" Gir asked again and Alan sighed, rubbing his face with his hands.

"Never mind," Alan sighed as he looked at Adam and Adam shrugged.

"Taco…taco…taco," Gir said with a smile on its face and Alan arched an eyebrow at it.

"I think it's hungry," Adam said when a plate of taco appeared in front of Gir and Gir squealed, eating the tacos in a few bites.

"I love the little tacos. I love them goooooooood!" Gir said and Alan sighed, pinching his eyes closed with his fingers.

"Right, we need to go find its owner before my brother finds out," Alan said and Adam nodded. "Ok, Gir, let's go find your owner."

"Must obey the Taco Man," Gir said while Adam shrugged and they walked out of the TARDIS, heading down the hallway. After a few minutes, a tiny alien with large red eyes, green skin, a large head with two black antennae on the top and a thin body ran toward them and they noticed it was wearing a red striped shirt and what looked like a backpack on its back.

"Gir, there you are!" the alien said then looked at Alan and Adam and its eyes went wide. "Who are you?"

"Who are you?" Alan asked.

"I am ZIM!" Zim cried out in an overdramatic tone and Adam smiled.

"Yeah, well, is this yours?" Adam asked, pointing to Gir.

"Yes, now turn him over before I blast you!" Zim said as he took out a small laser and Alan folded his arms over his chest and glared at Zim.

"Put that away before you hurt someone," he growled while his eyes went dark and Zim backed up.

"Who are you?"

"I am Alonzo Arthur Timelord."

"You are a Time Lord?" Zim asked as his eyes shifted side to side and pulled Gir behind him.

"Yes, I am and so is he!" Alan said, pointing to Adam.

"Gir, get us out of here!" Zim shouted when Gir slid under Zim and activated the rocket boosters in its feet. Zim held on as Gir sailed down the hallway and Alan looked at Adam.

"What was THAT all about?" Adam asked.

"I have no idea," Alan said as he did an impression of Gir's voice and they turned, heading down the hallway.

The end….