This is pure randomness!
Disclaimer: I do not own Naruto
Tsunade jumped on Orochimaru's back. "God damn it Tsunade!" He yelled. The blonde quickly grabbed the skin underneath his chin. "I GOT YOUR GIBBET(1)!" She screamed at the top of her lungs. "Ow, Ow, Ow! Tsunade, stop grabbing my damned giblet!"
She laughed maniacally. No it was more of cackle. "Orochimaru has a turkey neck!" She taunted still clinging to the skin. He sighed. This is what I get for trying to take over Konoha...
XDD I thought it was funny. My sister does that crap to me all the time
(1) Gibbet (Ji-b-ET): The loose skin beneath your chin (Like a turkey neck or old people.)
-Tsunade-Hime13