MAKING A SCENE

Disclaimer: I don't own any of the characters; they belong to Nintendo. And anyone who is reading this fic should know that. (No offense to anyone who didn't know that.)

It was a normal day at Smash High School. Link, Zelda, Marth, Peach, and Daisy had just sat down to eat their lunch. Peach was going on and on about how gross the school lunches were.

" I mean seriously, who made this? Roy? Heck no! We would have been better off if he ha-"

Luigi appeared out of nowhere and slammed his books against the lunch table. He had a jittery excited look in his eyes.

" Oh My Gosh you guys are not going to believe this! So I'm sitting in Spanish listening to the teacher go on and on about something, and I get this text message. I make sure the teacher isn't looking, and I open the message. It was a forward informing me that the annual S.C.A.P.T.F. is today! And it's just off campus!"

Link practically jumped out of his seat. " NO WAY DUDE! WE ARE SO GOING!"

Now all three of the boys where looking excited and spazzie (er). Peach, Zelda, and Daisy had no idea what the guys were talking about. So instead of sitting there and looking like a confused idiot, Peach asked some questions.

"Remind me again, what's S.C.A.P.T.F.?"

It was Marth who answered.

" It stands for the annual Swiss Cheese and Pie Throwing Festival. It's the one day of the year where guys can throw food at each other and get away with it." He turned his attention back to Luigi. " Dude, when is it?"

" That's the problem. It's kinda during school."

" We should try to miss as little class as we can." Marth never liked to break the rules. " Maybe we could go and then leave. We'll have to think of a plan!"

A loud noise rang through the school.

Link spoke again. " Well we're going to have to think of something fast, because the bell just rang."

It was 1:30, and the guys knew that to make it on time they would have to leave by 2. They had already eliminated faking a cold, and a few other classics that where way to obvious. Seriously, 3 boys getting sick at the same time? Not very likely. By 1:40 Marth knew the only way to get out of class was to make up some big scene. Their teacher hated drama, and when a student was going through a tough time she preferred to leave them be and let them do their own thing.

A big scene… A big scene… A big sce- I GOT IT! Marth whipped out his Black Berry Storm 2 and texted everyone the plan. They all responded with " got it".

At 1:50 sharp Luigi casually leaned over and started talking to Roy (who had also been filled in on the plan.) The teacher hated talking in class almost as much as she hated getting involved in her student's personal lives.

" Luigi, Roy, is there something you two want to share with the cla-" Luigi's sudden yelling cut her off.

" You don't know my life!" he yelled, and then he stormed out of the classroom. The teacher stood there, flabbergasted. Now it was Marth's turn.

"Yeah! You don't know his life!" He followed Luigi out the door. Link did nothing more than get up, stick his tongue out at Roy, and leave.

The boys then continued to walk down the hall, to Marth's Mustang GT, and then to the festival. Their teacher, of course, didn't go after them. They got away with it, and lived happily ever after. That is, until Daisy found Swiss cheese in her underwear drawer and Link forgot to bring back pie for Zelda.

THE END